Best magic eight ball answer?

[billybobby]

the butler did it

 

[DarkRyter]

"You shook me didn't you? You're not supposed to fucking shake me you dick. Now there are bubbles in my fluid. Haven't you heard of just gently turning me around. I should fucking kill you."

Hard to read on such tiny dice, but it still works.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

http://serverbeach.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bsod.jpg

so...8 balls use vista ?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

"This magic 8 ball will explode in 8 seconds"

Edit: Wait even better, "Try asking in Spanish"

 

[silentsentinel]

You will be hit by a bus.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

''shake me again and i'll cut you!''

 

[FalloutJack]

"There's a Denis Leary joke in here somewhere."

 

[FalloutJack]

Confucius didn't talk in Engrish.

 

[G1eet]

so...8 balls use vista ?

Nice one up.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

"Giggity"

 

[Ben Legend]

"For answer, please insert £1"

 

[sorry user name taken.]

''start the reactor''



''THIS IS SPARTAAA''

 

[Insanum]

"stop...Shaking...me...Going...to...hurl"

 

[EisBaron]

"See other side."
or
"We accept returns or exchanges 30 days from the original purchase. Please review the exceptions below."

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"I am a generic ball filled with pre-written answers, why the fuck are you asking me, I am random."

 

[roei115]

"rectal examination"
or
"Use duct tape"
or
"Try somebody smarter"

 

[Cucumber]

"Battery Low"

That would confuse a LOT!

 

[puppydogvaan]

That question is incompatible with your current operating system. Would you like to search for a solution online?

 

[ninjajoeman]

a red ring on one side.

you will feel like an idiot for asking a plastic toy what will happen in 3 2 1...

you will shake again or try not to.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

"I AM ERROR!!!!"

Edit: In case if anyone gets confused, this is not spam, it would be funny to see an 8-ball say that.