I have a entire IRC archive of such things.
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Actually, I think 90% of them wouldn't be allowed on here lol
use rubbing alcohol <DSK`fml> Wait...there's alcohol for masturbatory purposes and someone didn't tell me?! <Emix`MMSFTW> its too abrasive ive used rubbing alcohol for years
i've gone through many anal lubes in my lifetime but listerine is the best
Apparently I have first refusal on her.
oh ive got something you can bang, shackle. * Cerbbie drops pants autobbots roll out
i didn't enjoy anal any of the times i tried it
I'd ride my team's buttocks like amber waves of grain.
in finland they celebrate christmas much like they celebrate every day; with vodka
wanna sex? <+noobioX> can't, have dinner soon and I need to head to the supermarket to buy some cottage cheese
oh god, my mouth, IT HURTS
I'll sleep with anything so long as it's a multi-cellular organism
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Actually, I think 90% of them wouldn't be allowed on here lol