Best out of context quotes.

[Johnny Impact]

"Hurry up and kill these guys so I don't have to take off my pants!" -my brother, in a superhero dice-and-paper I ran a few years ago

"The pointy end goes into the other man." You should all know where this is from

 

[Nekron_X]

"She always said she would convince him of the wonders of loli"

"I put it in my mouth and it got my hands and chin all sticky"

 

[shrekfan246]

But ultimately I would let him fist me. With both hands! So ...

It wasn't much better in context, either. Great quote for threads like this very one, though.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

"I believe in myself. That's always been my problem." - Jason Auer on the podcast Talkin Shit With Jim and Eddie

 

[David_G]

"You don't like Cocks?"
"Oh, I love Cocks."

You BETTER get the reference!

Scrubs?

you know whats cool?
someone actually calculated what would happen if someone came with the force of 1000 suns.
LOOOOOOL

Sounds like XKCD

Either way I want to see that.

Spoiler

 

[DSK-]

-snip-

I'm glad someone else knows the joys of IRC.

One thing I can't help but wonder is why every single IRC OOC quote is filthy. Way moreso than even the lewdest normal conversation.

Offtopic, but I just got the best captcha of all time.

please pick: "which does a vegetarian eat"

(scrolldown menu)
puppy
steamed rice
turkey sandwich
notebook
colored pencils
kitten

Well, I did actually try my best to pick the cleanest of the bunch due to forum rules and all, but a lot of the time in particular communities it degenerates into a series of random for-fun shit slinging contests. It's good fun too.

 

[repeating integers]

-snip-

I'm glad someone else knows the joys of IRC.

One thing I can't help but wonder is why every single IRC OOC quote is filthy. Way moreso than even the lewdest normal conversation.

Offtopic, but I just got the best captcha of all time.

please pick: "which does a vegetarian eat"

(scrolldown menu)
puppy
steamed rice
turkey sandwich
notebook
colored pencils
kitten

Well, I did actually try my best to pick the cleanest of the bunch due to forum rules and all, but a lot of the time in particular communities it degenerates into a series of random for-fun shit slinging contests. It's good fun too.

Aye, IRC is always good fun. The conversations are almost like normal ones, but... well, with added insanity.

<@Starblade|Work> let me tell you all about a little book called atlas shrugged
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-CC6D49C2.mibbit.com
* Starblade|Work was kicked by SquidDNA (gtfo)
Ayn Rand gave me cancer

 

[Patrick Buck]

"You don't like Cocks?"
"Oh, I love Cocks."

You BETTER get the reference!

Isn't it "Cox"?
Or would that make it too obvious...

 

[Kae]

Since your thread took off allow me to post the ones I put in my duplicate thread, which I made before realizing yours existed.

All 3 of these came from the same website.

"Therefore Mr.Gates will be accepting new applicants for death incarnate beginning next Thursday."

"How's a Rottweiler going to survive the Death Star? 'Ooh look an animal' *laser blast* 'Ooh look a new fur coat'"

"My opponents, ladies and gentlemen: a lawyer-to-be and a Canadian who eats paper. All too easy."

Oh, it's a shame I beat you to it, you probably would have been a better host, since I just noticed that I'm not getting a lot of the jokes, not to mention I can't come up with anything else, I should have thought it through better, I've always been bad at jokes.
[sub]I'm not witty enough for this, in fact I'm not witty at all.[/sub]

So anyway today I said something really silly, and I was wondering what things have you said that sound awful or hilarious?

Anyway my entry is:

Being in love&#9829; would be a lot of fun, specially human/werewolf love&#9829;

With that blushing face of your avatar the quote is perfect XD

Well I'm still blushing so I figured it was appropriate...
[sub][sub]Help! There's people I don't know in my house and I don't know what to do, maybe if I pretend they don't exist they'll go away...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Kae]

So anyway today I said something really silly, and I was wondering what things have you said that sound awful or hilarious?

Anyway my entry is:

Being in love&#9829; would be a lot of fun, specially human/werewolf love&#9829;

With that blushing face of your avatar the quote is perfect XD

Well I'm still blushing so I figured it was appropriate...
[sub][sub]Help! There's people I don't know in my house and I don't know what to do, maybe if I pretend they don't exist they'll go away...[/sub][/sub]

It is very appropriate. And kind of cute.

As for the people, you could pretend to be sick >__>

X_x [sub]Not that word...[/sub]

They left, but they are here again, they have dogs now T^T
[sub]I don't like animals, they are filthy...
[sub]I think I'm just going upstairs until they leave...
[sub]But nobody is supposed to come here...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Dangit2019]

Got to be this! The stupidity is painful to behold.

Someone actually made an entire account dedicated to dipshits like that.

http://199.16.156.73/DerpParticle

 

[vrbtny]

"I shall change my trousers, then make a decision on this!"

Me, about a week ago....

context was simple. The trousers i was wearing were 28 inch, and i usually wear 32 inch with a belt, and i was asked about what i wanted for dinner.

It's hard to think about what to eat when your stomach is being compressed into a black hole.

 

[Dangit2019]

"We may need you to play twing-twang."

Bonus points if you guess why I used that particular quote.

Is that technically out of context when the context doesn't make any damn sense anyways?