Best pick-up line.

[Jark212]

"Wanna see/pet my dog???"

Seriously, get a cute puppy (only if your ready for one (and don't get a little ankle biters like a Chihuahua, get a real dog)) and go to a dog park...

You can PM me your thank you notes later...

 

[Count Igor]

"Damn, you're ugly."

 

[Tarlane]

Hm. I have never actually used a pickup line beyond with a girl I already knew and was joking with, but I used to always think they were funny and would look those and bad jokes up.

Haven't seen this one yet:

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you know how to raise a c**k.

 

[Count Igor]

"Would you hold my drink? I need to take a crap."

If she does it, she's a keeper.

"Will you hold my drink? I need to take a carp."

Then you go out and catch a fresh carp for her.

I'm tempted to carry a carp around with me, just to see the expression on her face when I pull it out.
..

THE CARP! I MEANT THE CARP!

 

[Lilani]

Seconded. I find them insulting, at best.

Even when used in a tounge in cheek manner?

What kind of a social retard would use a pick-up line with a straight face? :O

Yes. Because pick-up lines are used as a means of introduction. Whenever one is used, without even wanting to get to know anything about me, he's asking me if I'm interested in a relationship. That just makes him come across as egocentric and desperate. It shows that he's not very good with introductions so he uses training wheels to break the ice.

Something like "How are you this evening?" or just introducing yourself using something in context and then asking her about herself is much more natural and forthcoming. And you're putting the focus on her as a person--not on what you've seen externally until then. Most women want to think about relationships once they have a "friendship" established. This is because most women (except for bimbos and chronic daters) are looking for more long-term relationships--ones that could very well lead to marriage.

 

[omega 616]

"Your not the brightest colour in the pack ... but you are my favorite colour"

 

[Trivun]

On New Year's Eve I came up with a good one I planned to use on a particular attractive girl I noticed in the bar where I was celebrating with friends, however I sadly didn't get a chance to use it. Nevertheless, I reckon it's fairly good, considering I am fairly tall, and dark-haired, and slightly mysterious...

"I always thought you were supposed to see the New Year in with a tall, dark stranger..."

And then let conversation flow from that little ice-breaker .

 

[WingedIncubus]

Most women want to think about relationships once they have a "friendship" established. This is because most women (except for bimbos and chronic daters) are looking for more long-term relationships--ones that could very well lead to marriage.

This is wrong on so many levels. When you are in "friendship" your cat's dead, like we say. Game over, move on to the next woman. Women are emotional, they are about chemistry and attraction, PLUS that affinity and complicity that can be found in a friendship. But a man won't get squat (be it a loving relationship or plain sex) without her feeling that attraction, that butterfly feeling, for him. And it's not a choice, either you have it or you don't, and it is notoriously difficult to change a woman's viewpoint on a guy from being a "guy friend" to a "boyfriend".

And there another slight difference: Women want to be exclusive. That is why they focus on the long-term relationship, because it encloses the guy into an exclusive relationship and prevent him to spend his time, emotion, and resources on another woman.

As for pick-up lines, only the stupidest, lamest of guys with no game will use silly pick-up lines like that, and women LOATHE guys who use these to approach them. Best to just approach them either with a contextual opener (like "Whacha' reading" if she's reading a book), or just say "Hey, how are you?" and move on from there when the ice is broken.

 

[Prof.Wood]

The best one I have heard that worked is as follows:
"Hey when did this guy get here 'Points with both hands down to penis displaying erection'".

 

[badgersprite]

Baby, you must be a mirror, because I can totally see myself in you.

 

[Drummodino]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Works every time.

You sir, speak the truth

Haha seriously though I've never used a pickup line. Most of my hookups have been either randoms in a drunken, teenage mosh (I'm 17) or just from introducing myself and just chatting for ages. This sometimes works even if I wasn't intending it

 

[The Arc of Eden]

"*coughs*... [clears throat]... (checks breath)... Erm... Hello?"

 

[Rascarin]

"Nice shoes. Lets fuck."

 

[JustShyofGenius]

"Let's go back to my place and fuck."

So this worked on a girl way better looking than me while I was absolutely shit-faced. The only reason I know this line actually happened is because I said it to the girl sitting next to me at the poker table, and not quietly. At the card room I work at.

Certainly not the worst way I've come out of a black out.

My boss and the co-worker that was dealing at the time won't let me leave this down. "Dude, just ask her to drive you to your house so you can fuck her." Seriously, I'd never pull that line off if I were aware of my actions. Too bad she wasn't smart, "Why do people at your work keep assuming we've had sex? Did you tell them we did? You're an asshole!" Um...we made out in the parking lot, got into your car and you ditched your friend (that works there) for the night. What the fuck else are they going to think happened?

 

[messy]

Would there be any resistance if I tired to take you ohm.

But I've never used one, but if for some unknown reason I had to, I'm using that.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Yes. Because pick-up lines are used as a means of introduction.

Not all of the time. Sometimes you pull out a good one for sheer humour. Sort of like telling joke.

Whenever one is used, without even wanting to get to know anything about me, he's asking me if I'm interested in a relationship. That just makes him come across as egocentric and desperate. It shows that he's not very good with introductions so he uses training wheels to break the ice.

Egocentric you say?

"Oooh, what an awful man! He just pulled a pick-up line in a humorous and obviously insincere fashion. He should care more about MEEEEE and getting to know MEEEEEEEE! Because the universe revolves around MEEEEEE!!!"

that's not the least bit "egocentric" according to you? (of course I already know the answer to that one, but it's always polite to ask anyway )

Something like "How are you this evening?" or just introducing yourself using something in context and then asking her about herself is much more natural and forthcoming. And you're putting the focus on her as a person--not on what you've seen externally until then. Most women want to think about relationships once they have a "friendship" established. This is because most women (except for bimbos and chronic daters) are looking for more long-term relationships--ones that could very well lead to marriage.

Oh really?

Tell me, when you go fishing, do you ask the fish what bait you should use to catch it?

 

[Suicidal Hobo]

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

As for pick-up lines, only the stupidest, lamest of guys with no game will use silly pick-up lines like that, and women LOATHE guys who use these to approach them. Best to just approach them either with a contextual opener (like "Whacha' reading" if she's reading a book), or just say "Hey, how are you?" and move on from there when the ice is broken.

Guys who actually base their entire view of the opposite sex by some half-assed litterature by Neil Strauss about "having game" are pretty stupid and lame as well.

Just worth mentioning.

 

[newwiseman]

"Hey baby, If you and I were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

If she laughs shes a keeper.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Baby, you must be a mirror, because I can totally see myself in you.

Wouldn't that be sort of an insult to say to someone?

I mean, I'd like to see a minimum of similarities between myself and a person im interested in.