Best Videogame Quote (NO Bioshock)

[The_ModeRazor]

"I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings."
From Max Payne, the first one I think

I hope noone's posted this yet, 'cause I ain't gonna read this many posts >.>

 

[Aglaid]

"If it's hostile, you kill it." - Metro2033

 

[hailfire]

Glados in portal one: "we are pleased that you make it throught the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to kill you. a party escort will arive shortly to take you to your party. please assume the party escort submission position, and lay the portal gun beside you."

 

[Red Rum]

"Twinkle-Twinkle, Little Bat, Watch Me Kill Your Favorite Cat..." Joker, Batman: Arkham City.

"It's Official: YOU SUCK!" Shao Khan, MK 2011.

 

[DanDanikov]

So many good ones from this game, but my personal favourite has to be: "You see, señorita, mystery is important. To know everything, to know the whole truth, is dull. There is no magic in that. Magic is not knowing, magic is wondering about what and how and where."

My favourite HK-47 quote would be "... aahhhh! What are you doing?! Remove the arc wrench, remove the arc wrench! Medic!"

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Woman-With faith I can move mountains!
John Marstin-Your trying to move a mountain?

Attention, please step away from the flaming police officer. That is all, thank you for your cooperation.

Attention space freak. You have ten seconds to drop the weapons and hypnotise yourself into a coma. 10... 9... 8... 7654321 hot damn! Fire!

[in the Mothership, if left idle] May I remind you that the name of this game is "Destroy All Humans", not SCREW AROUND IN THE MOTHERSHIP!

Don't get mad, get sadistic.

Hmmm... passengers and compounds appear to made of carbon components. They must have gotten the soylent-green leather interior. Pricey option

I'm working on something called the Internet but I'm worried it won't catch on.

I loved Destroy all Humans why did pandemic have to die?

 

[Zombie Izzard]

This one's from Resident Evil 4
Salazar: I've sent my right hand after you
Leon: Your right hand comes off?

And okay I won't do any BioShock quotes
Claptrap: Is a claptrap not entitled to the oil of his brow?

 

[Rabid Chipmunk]

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it." -Sovereign, Mass Effect. IMO, probably one of the most badass villains of all time.

 

[Vindestructable]

"You have either an enviable memory or a pitiable life to know nothing of regret" - Sten, Dragon Age Origins

"I hate heights; can't stab them, can't shoot them, can't light them on fire" - E'lara, Hunted: The Demon's Forge

 

[Elegy of Fools]

"It's dangerous to go alone; take this!"

If you don't know what it's from, then a thousand shames upon you and your family.

 

[CrashTestZombie]

"The name's Francis York Morgan. Just call me York. That's what everyone else calls me."

- Francis York Morgan, Deadly Premonition

Little did I know that this game would become one of my favorites.

 

[PoweD]

"Now i'ts their land, their people, their blood"

 

[x -- A L P H A prime]

?Life?s end? isn?t it beautiful? It?s almost tragic. When life ends, it gives off a final, lingering aroma. Light is but a farewell gift from the darkness to those on their way to die. I?ve been waiting, Snake, for a long time. Waiting for your birth, your growth, and the finality of today? - The Boss

?I raised you. I loved you. I?ve given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge. There is nothing more for me to give you. All that?s left for you to take is my life? by your own hand? - The Boss

God I loved MGS3

 

[MANIFESTER]

I would say some of the Portal quotes since they make me laugh so hard, but I think I will go for some classics:

Minsc (Baldur's Gate 2) when he is displeased with your decisions: "This behaviour must not continue. Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways."
Link to the wav file: http://www.minscandboo.com/quotes2/This_behaviour_must_not_continue.WAV

Oh and Hk-47 from KotOR... here are some of my favorite quotes from him:

1) "Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."

2) "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

3)
HK-47: "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."
Revan: "Demeaning, is it?"
HK-47: "Qualification: Err... perhaps I did not mean it quite like that, master. I mean... while an artificial life-form is superior..."
Revan: "You're not making it any better."
HK-47: "Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human..."

 

[XxSummonerxX]

(rant about missile) PRIVATE! WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW OF MOTION!?! "Sir, an object in motion in a vacuum stays in motion!" "THAT'S RIGHT! AND THAT MEANS THAT NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A ***** IN SPACE!"

-Mass Effect 2, Drill sarge at the Citadel.

 

[ToxicSpill]

All of KOTOR 2.

Especially whatever Kreia says.

 

[triggrhappy94]

"Stop! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence."
- Imperial Guard, Oblivion.
True words to live by.

Someone remixed them into a song. Its on youtube, if people want to check it out.

 

[Srcruls]

Reload doctor freeman!

Nah. "waddle over to the elevator to continue testing" made me chuckle lots. so im off with this

 

[The Cheezy One]

"Who did you bring with you? Is it One-eyed? Hypocrite?"
"Artyom"
"WHO THE FUCK IS ARTY-uh"
RIP Bourbon, you back stabbing piece of crap.

"I am already dead. Where this body drops, and rots, is of no matter now"
Cookie for whoever get this one.

 

[Zenn3k]

"Hail to the King, Baby"

-Army of Darkness
-Duke Nukem 3D