Biggest Douche in fiction.
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He was actually ok in DMC1 and DMC3 - because 3 was the closest any of the other DMC games have gotten to being as good as DMC1. Which is because DMC1 was made by Hideki Kamiya (Resident Evil, Viewtiful Joe, Bayonetta) and was AWESOME but DMC3 was pretty good too. But Dante in 2 and 4 (and I'm not holding out for DmC) is either really emo of just a chuckling jackass. Granted though, if I had to spend any amout of time around Nero I'd probably start harrasing everyone in sight with jackass remarks and one-liners.Phasmal said:
It's okay - friends are here. I have no idea why they're marketing it for children (have you seen the new trailer for it? Where he flouts around naked) -it makes no sense.Don Savik said:
You don't have to be embarrased about liking Devil May Cry. Just do what I do, tell people you like the GOOD Devil May Cry games.
It's also kind of funny that you'd mention Dead or Alive because Team Ninja made DoA and Ninja Theory is making this piece of shit. I'm not sure why Ninjas like boobies so much or maybe it's that people who like Ninjas also really (REALLY) like tits.
Galactus has got to be the biggest douche to ever burden the universe with his douchiness. I mean look and that smug smile and that stupid fucking hat.
After Joffrey Baratheon, the biggest douche in fiction would be Nathan from "Misfits." When my friend made me watch the pilot episode, Nathan was my biggest problem with that TV show. That character is almost never serious, picks and mocks everyone, constantly craves attention, does stupid random stuff, lacks empathy, and thinks he is the best and the most awesome person alive. And in addition he is the "fan favorite." I wonder why do people like this guy, and why did none of the characters punched him, after spending a few hours listening to the guy.
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Well let's see: Alex Mercer eats old women, takes their form, and then mauls their grandchildren by throwing semi-trucks at them or ripping them in half.
Oh, and while I have yet to read Atlas Shrugged, since by default most characters have the objectivist point of view and we're meant to like them, I have a feeling that they're all pretty douchey. The book has a neat premise, but Ayn Rand's ass-backwards philosophy isn't something I feel like reading more about.
Bob Page from Deus Ex was a douche.
Duke Nukem is a douchebag, but the loveable kind of douchebag.
And finally, most of the old greek heroes. I mean, they're interesting tales, but you can't argue that Ulysses/Odysseus was a total douchebag.
Oh, and while I have yet to read Atlas Shrugged, since by default most characters have the objectivist point of view and we're meant to like them, I have a feeling that they're all pretty douchey. The book has a neat premise, but Ayn Rand's ass-backwards philosophy isn't something I feel like reading more about.
Bob Page from Deus Ex was a douche.
Duke Nukem is a douchebag, but the loveable kind of douchebag.
And finally, most of the old greek heroes. I mean, they're interesting tales, but you can't argue that Ulysses/Odysseus was a total douchebag.
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(EDITED FOR LESS SARCASM)Griffon_Hawke179 said:
He just lost someone he cared for deeply, but tried his best to remain optimistic while others decided to break down, he took the blame for many events that wasn't his fault whatsoever and overall just tried to save everyone he knew and generally be a selfless guy. Pretty much everyone else in the game made as many if not more and worse bad decisions than he did, like Hope trying to kill snow for a faulty reason or Fang nearly getting the entire team killed, or Lightning who continuously keeps screwing up.
Most of the other members did the opposite. They stayed gloomy during most of the game, blamed everyone else for their problems, kept messing things up and just act like pessimistic assholes the entire time. Snow was the only guy who was unfortunately in the middle of all of this, decides to carry their burden on his shoulder, gets insulted continuously, gets attacked several times by team members for no reason (I neglected my sisters problems, while you tried to help her. Now she's gone and it's all your fault! *punch*), nearly gets murdered and in the end he still forgives every one of them and saves their lives repeatedly.
And HE'S the douche? If I was forced to hang out with one of FF13's cast for a day, it wouldn't take more than a second for me to make up my mind. Snow is a terrible character like every other character in FF13, but he is one of the very few in the group that isn't a complete and utter asshole.
this, I struggle to think of a fictional character I have more disdain forTheBobmus said:
well Galbatorix from the Eragon books was an enormous douche even though he isn't featured much, I didn't necessarily hate him though, at the very least not as much as Joffrey, (I've only seen the TV series of GoT as of yet plan to read the books eventually)
Vettius from Spartacus: Gods of the Arena was also a huge douche
I would have to say that the reapers are pretty dickish. And of course whatever batshit insane twat(s) invented the damn things.
"Derp derp synthetics will always wipe out organics! So let's make a race of synthetic/organic hybrids to systematically wipe everything out anyways! Because it's not like AI could ever possible be reasoned with amirite?"
"Derp derp synthetics will always wipe out organics! So let's make a race of synthetic/organic hybrids to systematically wipe everything out anyways! Because it's not like AI could ever possible be reasoned with amirite?"
He is the only character I have ever read about that I wanted to beat to death with a tire iron. No redeeming characteristics at all, the little bastard (literally).TheBobmus said:
This. This group of people are born into so much power that they can do whatever the hell they want, and if someone interferes, the entire might of the One Piece Marines (and given the One Piece world is mostly small islands and ocean, the navy is HUGE and absurdly powerful) is at their disposal. It's like an entire TRIBE of Joffrey Baratheons. They kill people at their whim, engage in slavery and it's implied that the slavery is at least sometimes with rapetastic results for the slaves. They're classist, racist, overprivileged SOBs with an ungodly amount of power that none of them have been shown to have earned in even the slightest.gigastar said:
I disagree with you on that one. He faced many great sorrows and it nearly broke his spirit. Not only did he manage to face the strength of Sauron and not be corrupted (Much unlike Saruman), he faced the death of his son. No, the character was a man, not a douche.Lumber Barber said:
Gilda from the MLP:FiM episode "Griffon the Brush". For the sole fact that she made Fluttershy cry! Only the doucheiest of douches would make Fluttershy cry! What a massive *****. Good thing she got herself humiliated in the end, she deserved it. Goddamn, Gilda was such a twat.