Biggest douchebag NPC's in gaming?
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I honestly don't get what they were going for with little lamplight in FO3 unless somone thourght it would be hilarious that they make the kids insufferable shit heads...well one kid in particular
oh that and illusive man....
oh and Ceisar from New Vegas
oh that and illusive man....
oh and Ceisar from New Vegas
Oh man, that yeti. I was reminded of that game in a completely unrelated way earlier tonight[footnote]I was browsing the Google Play store and noticed an app that reminded me of it. Then I found out there was a clone of it, and loaded it up on my phone. Unfortunately it was missing pretty much all of my favorite features, notably the ability to do flips when you jump. So I uninstalled it about five minutes after downloading it.[/footnote]. That demotivational poster is wrong, though. It's possible to outrun the yeti if you hit the F key to go faster. It's just flippin' hard, you can't make any mistakes.DoPo said:...you are correct. Fuck. That. Guy. Erm...dog. That guydog. That dog guy. Whatever. You also reminded me ofOwyn_Merrilin said:Everyone's forgetting the obvious:
Because, fuck him. Fuck him as well.
YeahOwyn_Merrilin said:Oh man, that yeti. I was reminded of that game in a completely unrelated way earlier tonight[footnote]I was browsing the Google Play store and noticed an app that reminded me of it. Then I found out there was a clone of it, and loaded it up on my phone. Unfortunately it was missing pretty much all of my favorite features, notably the ability to do flips when you jump. So I uninstalled it about five minutes after downloading it.[/footnote]. That demotivational poster is wrong, though. It's possible to outrun the yeti if you hit the F key to go faster. It's just flippin' hard, you can't make any mistakes.DoPo said:...you are correct. Fuck. That. Guy. Erm...dog. That guydog. That dog guy. Whatever. You also reminded me ofOwyn_Merrilin said:Everyone's forgetting the obvious:
Because, fuck him. Fuck him as well.
I just find that demotivational poster more fun.
He's still an asshole, though.
(also, I just played SkiFree, like, a minute ago. Turns out, my old copy doesn't work on a 64 bit system, but you can find a working version here [http://ski.ihoc.net/])
Any child from any Bethesda game.
Seriously, people wouldn't demand the ability to kill children in that game if they weren't made to be so damn annoying.
Seriously, people wouldn't demand the ability to kill children in that game if they weren't made to be so damn annoying.
I'll one-up that with Trahearne from GW2. He's Kormir with an additional six years of writing experience that apparently went to waste.Kashrlyyk said:
Seriously, fuck that guy. He gives sylvari a bad name, and that's terrible.
Any NPC that counts as a solid object that can path in front of a doorway, thus blocking you from being able to enter/exit a building. Extra points if you can't nudge them away.
Tingle from LoZ: Wind Waker. Why the hell did he had to charge so much! Seriosuly that game was the only game to have the mazxium rupees you can hold by ten fold!
Before you try, make sure you go in human form through that swamp at the bottom until you get invaded by Maneater Mildred. If you kill her (she's easy) you get to summon her to help you out with the boss fight, which makes it a cake walk. Boss is pretty easy anyway, a thousand times nicer than the one in Anor Londo, but it's still nice to have someone else there to distract it.The_Blue_Rider said:
Ha! I came into this thread meaning to say just that!
Lautrec is a massive douchebag, and a massive pain in the ass to kill in New Londo. I had to leave that invasion by the wayside for ages and level up tons before I could kill him.
On my second playthrough, which I'm doing right now (on a new character), I attacked him as soon as I freed him because I wanted to see how everything worked from there. Needless to say he turned me into mincemeat with his bloody dual scythes and parrying dagger. I still haven't been able to kill him, he's just chilling up there on that staircase still.
There are a metric ton of douchebags in Skyrim, but I honestly hate every character in that game...
Lautrec is a massive douchebag, and a massive pain in the ass to kill in New Londo. I had to leave that invasion by the wayside for ages and level up tons before I could kill him.
On my second playthrough, which I'm doing right now (on a new character), I attacked him as soon as I freed him because I wanted to see how everything worked from there. Needless to say he turned me into mincemeat with his bloody dual scythes and parrying dagger. I still haven't been able to kill him, he's just chilling up there on that staircase still.
There are a metric ton of douchebags in Skyrim, but I honestly hate every character in that game...
I summoned a bit of help for Ornstein and Smough, I assumed that since there were two of them I might want a bit of backup. Although apart from them Anor Londo was rather easysomeonehairy-ish said:
In my next playthrough im definitely going to just kick Lautrec off Firelink Shrine first chance I get.Digi7 said:
And yeah, his battle wouldnt be such a ***** if you could use Estus flasks, I only beat him through luck, I ran up the stairs and he left his companions to chase me, I hit him with a few Pyromancies, and then we double KO-ed eachother, which thankfully, counted as my win
Nazreem? That one Redguard with the uppity attitude? Or maybe that one kid in Dragonsreach who always says, "Another adventurer coming here to lick my father's boots, good job". Both are equally jerkish...the only difference is that I can kill the Redguard...bigfatcarp93 said:
