Biggest douchebag NPC's in gaming?

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While on the subject of Dark Souls

That dickhead Petrus! Leads a young girl into to one of the worst areas in the game, makes sure she falls down a pit and that her protectors die while he takes off! And if you save her, he goes after her again and kills her while she is praying for her fallen comrades and reflecting on her mistakes. Fuck that guy.

Though I would say the grand prize goes to

Moebious the Timestreamer.
 

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EmperorSubcutaneous said:
Kashrlyyk said:
Kormir from Guild Wars Nightfalls.
I'll one-up that with Trahearne from GW2. He's Kormir with an additional six years of writing experience that apparently went to waste.

Seriously, fuck that guy. He gives sylvari a bad name, and that's terrible.
I concur. Trahearne is a major story killer. Everything is nice (or at least enjoyable) until he arrives in the picture. He appoints himself marshal though he doesn't know a thing about the military, replaces your awesome mentor, and has bad voice acting. He's the leader, NOT you, even though it's YOUR story, but let's say that it would be weird everybody being the great hero. Even so, he brings no inspiration to the guys that follow him to their potential early deaths. He only seems like, how someone said, "disinterested, self-aggrandising and condescending".

If we could kill him... slowly... and very painfully... Now that would be enjoyable.


Capcha: yes, sir
 

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Mud.


Dear Mud, fuck you.
He is the most annoying NPC I had yet to meet, and I cound Arena fan from Oblivion in that list too.
 

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
Everyone's forgetting the obvious:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!
Thread over.

(I'll get back to you when I can think of my own contribution)
 

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Yarpie said:
While on the subject of Dark Souls

That dickhead Petrus! Leads a young girl into to one of the worst areas in the game, makes sure she falls down a pit and that her protectors die while he takes off! And if you save her, he goes after her again and kills her while she is praying for her fallen comrades and reflecting on her mistakes. Fuck that guy.

Though I would say the grand prize goes to

Moebious the Timestreamer.
Haven't played Dark Souls, but I can't believe I didn't immediately think of Moebius.

Actually, human Raziel's a pretty big douchebag as well. His final words in Soul Reaver 2 rightly piss off more than just the player.
 

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All the children characters in Skyrim, Assassin's Creed 3 and many other games (I don't know why they have to be unkillable AND all assholes), but my first pick was going to Lautrec, ironically. Since that's taken, Patches. No spoilers here, you probably won't know who he is until you see him if you haven't played Demon's Souls, but you pretty much know what's coming and still can't do anything about it if you want the Cleric set and all the Masks. Unfortunately for him, the first playthrough I got that far I actually was a Cleric, and honest about it.
 

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Mordekaien said:
Mud.


Dear Mud, fuck you.
He is the most annoying NPC I had yet to meet, and I cound Arena fan from Oblivion in that list too.
Mud was annoying, but he wasn't really a douchebag. I mean, meta, sure he was - he was the only character in the game who could interrupt you mid-combat to spout shit at you while wolves tore you to pieces. He was clearly engineered to piss you off. But aside from being a stereotypical annoying dumb hick, I'm not sure he tops the douchebag list.

I'd more have to say Bullet, the guy who "welcomes" you to the colony. Now there's a guy I was glad to kill.
 

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Most Skyrim NPCs, but in particular:

"Do you get up to the Cloud District much? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't" you know, tht guy in Whiterun.
also the woman in Solitude that criticies your clothing, even when your wearing what she told you to wear to the palace. *****.
 

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Captain Price. Fucking war criminals. I thought COD4 was meant to be bleak, I didn't realize I was meant to like those arseholes.
 

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No particular NPC comes to mind as a douchebag,but most annoying award goes to: CLAPTRAP! -My god,how can people even tolerate that little piece of junk,let alone love him,just...argh...I wanna kick out his speakers into space and melt him down,so I can make something useful out of this garbage.

And one just came to mind that nobody still hasn't mentioned him yet.That guy who has his own music theme just to set the tune...

He WILL kick your ass!
 

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
Everyone's forgetting the obvious:

Bro. That son of a b*tch is going straight to hell. I'LL TEACH YOU TO LAUGH AT ME YOU B*STARD!!!
 

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I am surprised no one said GLaDOS yet. If you've played either of the portals you know what I am talking about.
 

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i hate the child form mass effect 3, why dose shepard have to have nightmares about this child he never knew, why is shepard chasing this child in a dark park. Why do i have to do this 3 times. And why is the child also the Catalyst?
 

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This guy in Spyro 2. No douchebag per se but he was always bad news whenever he had a favor to ask, usually leading to some incredibly painful escort missions.

 

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Kingjackl said:
The Little Lamplight kids from Fallout 3. Yeah, those "child-killer" mods exist for a reason.

Also, Larry from The Walking Dead, especially in the first episode. Fuck that guy.
The instant that

I found a way to kill him, I took it.

Also, Nathan Drake. Fuck that guy.
 

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Janus Vesta said:
The biggest douche bag NPC is Eric Sparrow. He takes every opportuiny possible to screw you over and make you look like a dick infront of Tony Hawk. He 'forgets' to sign you up to the Pro/Am contest in Vancouver, gets you kicked off the team once you finally get Tony's attention and then he steals the jump tape from Hawai'i and says he made the jump.

Fuck that guy. It's a good thing you can make him cry like a ***** in a second playthrough.
Yes! This guy! Such a douche bag. Though the tape was funny as I was playing a girl, yet they still thought it was him. At least you get to beat him and his team in Underground 2!

Those kids in Little Lamplight in Fallout 3. Damn those kids were annoying.

Also Roy Earle from LA Noire. Screw that guy.
 

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Prince Charmles in Dragon Quest 8. Yes, that is his name; no, its not a name call (although most people would commit a typo when referring to him).
And, yes, he earns his name.