Biggest douchebag NPC's in gaming?

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bificommander

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I detest Logan significantly more than Traherene. Arogant prick. "Yeah, sure, I blew the mission to vanquish one of the ultimate unbeatable evils plagueing this world and got two allies killed because I wanted to save my favourite piece of ass... but that doesn't mean I should apologize to my surviving allies for anything. It was a perfectly sensible choice. And if I explained any of this, none of them would understand me. No one understands me. Boo-hoo, shame I can't cut myself through this heavy armor."

Also, can I count Batman himself in Arkham City, even though he's technically the PC? Yes, I know Batman has strict rules about not killing. The game's writers couldn't change that and keep their licence. Fine. But if they wanted me on board with it, could they have payed a bit more attention to the message the rest of the game and it's prequel sends? Specifically, the enemy chatter of the mooks reveals one of two things: That they like murder, torture and (if the conversation is about anyone female) rape, and that their bosses are even worse. The prequel demonstrated just how effective therapy was with these criminals (A therapy session that the therapist survives is a good session), and this game shows how effective imprisonments are: Joker arranges a few thousand civilians to be poisoned, just so Batman will be motivated to find a cure for him. Ridler kidnapps and tries to kill half a dozen nurses and doctors to use as bait for Batman. And I'm not even talking about the crap they get up to in the comics.

And yet, when Batman discovers a plot to kill the criminals, he does everything possible to stop it because... because he's Batman. He's Batman, and he can just beat up the criminals while looking cool for the seventy-third time, which must come as a huge relief to the families of victims from this week's murder spree. It wouldn't bother me if Batman showed some sign of weighing the pro's and con's of not just his refusal to kill but preventing everyone else from doing it too. But all he does is look stoic. If there's going to be a sequel (and I still kinda hope there will be, the gameplay was good), have the writers look at Trigun for an example on how to make a 'do-not-kill' hero in a world of brutal criminals work.
 

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I present 2 NPC from Vindictus that i want dead, and hate far, far, FAR then you could possibly understand


In addition to being selfish and greedy, he's a womanizer, a coward, and general asshole. the NPC pic of him only makes me want to kill him more.

side note: at level 40, at the end of the 'pact' quest chain, your given the option to become a Dark Knight or Paladin, due to events in the quest your given the option to 'kill' or 'spare' Gallagher. where 'kill' turns you into a Dark Knight and 'spare' into a Paladin.

Paladins are kinda rare .....




Mileage my very here, depending on how much you get invested in Vindictus's story, so he'll ether be 'annoying' or permanently on your shit list. well before the end of EP 8 where he actually tries to kill you, and kills or in responsible for the death of two NPCs whom you've more or less been 'friends' with most the game.

On top of all that, he's a smug, holier then thou ass hole who doesn't think for him self and questions nothing about his orders even when he should
 

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WWmelb said:
Seconded that this asshole


Way bigger douchebag than

Just a quick thing, funnyjunk.com links never work on the escapist. you can see them, nobody else can.

Im going to go ahead and throw in a vote for the council in mass effect for being dicks. "Look, you just got mindfucked by a beacon and are probably under some stress, these Reaper things are just a myth...... (couple months later) OH SHIT THEY ARE REAL! Thanks for saving us Mr./Ms. Shepard! We owe you our lives! What's that? You want us to take the reapers seriously now? naaaaaaaaah I think we're good." (pulls "I SAVED YOUR FUCKING LIFE, JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE" card). "Whoah, man, thats not cool. Saving our lives does NOT mean we are inclined to respect your demonstrably reliable intelligence." And they do this in BOTH GAMES before the reapers show up and begin their systematic genocide of EVERYTHING.

But thats more just mind-boogling stupidity and stubbornness. Handsome Jack is the epitome of douchebaggery. His lines were delivered fantastically, and he is really rather funny, but after hearing some of these recordings or conversations... he is just fucking EVIL!
 

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Princess Gwaelin in the original Dragon Warrior:

Dost Thou Love Me?
> No
But thou must!!

Dost Thou Love Me?
> No
But thou must!!

And so on until you say yes.
 

UrinalDook

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Woah, woah, woah. A thread on gaming's biggest douchebag, and no one has yet to even reference


Well, if that isn't worth ending months of lurking to finally step up, sign up and post, I don't know what is. (So, er, hi everyone)

I don't know whether it was his stupid, douchey face, his awful dialogue or the fact that everything about the character seems to have been written deliberately to annoy you, but Rosh Penin is king of the asshats as far I'm concerned.

Kudos to whoever said Moneybags from Spyro, though. That brought back a lot of forgotten memories and yes, even as a child I hated that asshole.

Edit: Image tags herp derp.
 

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EmperorSubcutaneous said:
Kashrlyyk said:
Kormir from Guild Wars Nightfalls.
I'll one-up that with Trahearne from GW2. He's Kormir with an additional six years of writing experience that apparently went to waste.

Seriously, fuck that guy. He gives sylvari a bad name, and that's terrible.
i miss tybalt already
 

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NO ROMAN I DO NOT WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING WITH YOU!!!

yeah that guy, just in terms of how god dam annoying he is
 

Gabanuka

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I think you're all forgetting the classic gaming asshole.

Screw your Cloud District guy!

 

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Terminate421 said:
Kingjackl said:
The Little Lamplight kids from Fallout 3. Yeah, those "child-killer" mods exist for a reason.

Also, Larry from The Walking Dead, especially in the first episode. Fuck that guy.
The instant that

I found a way to kill him, I took it.

Also, Nathan Drake. Fuck that guy.
Yeah Larry was a total dick.

I didn't kill him though, I wasn't about to kill the man in front of his daughter's eyes while he was likely to still be alive.
 

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aguspal said:
by conection NPC are enemies to, so I guess this could be considerated another "most hated enemy in videogames" thread..
Sorry, what?
Just because a character isn't controlled by the player it's an enemy? Bluh?

OT: Recently that Buck guy from FarCry 3 was a bit of a douche. A fun kind of douche, like Handsome Jack, but still a douche.
Also damn near everything hinted towards him being some sort of hallucination or something which never happened which was a shame, I thought I was being smart when I expected it.
 

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hazabaza1 said:
aguspal said:
by conection NPC are enemies to, so I guess this could be considerated another "most hated enemy in videogames" thread..
Sorry, what?
Just because a character isn't controlled by the player it's an enemy? Bluh?
No, maybe I didnt explained myself well but thats not what I meant.


I meant to say than Enemies are, by definition, NPC too. They are controlled by the player so yeah, they are NPC as well. Not that NPC are all enemies. NPC can be friendly and neutral too... Well you know how it goes.


Well anyways it was just something random I noted.
 

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aguspal said:
hazabaza1 said:
aguspal said:
by conection NPC are enemies to, so I guess this could be considerated another "most hated enemy in videogames" thread..
Sorry, what?
Just because a character isn't controlled by the player it's an enemy? Bluh?
No, maybe I didnt explained myself well but thats not what I meant.


I meant to say than Enemies are, by definition, NPC too. They are controlled by the player so yeah, they are NPC as well. Not that NPC are all enemies. NPC can be friendly and neutral too... Well you know how it goes.


Well anyways it was just something random I noted.
Oh right, I get you now.
I dunno, I guess we could call enemy patterns douche-baggy or somesuch, but it just feels a lot more personal to call out someone on being a **** because of their personality, not how they attack.
 

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Arcturus Mengsk, screw that guy.


Having read "I, Mengsk" I do understand more about his character and how he justifies what he does, but still. He gets my number one spot for what he does to his allies in the original Starcraft.
 

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This annoying prick: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Nazeem

I killed the idiot. Trapped his soul and used it to enchant my boots. Fucker.
 

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hazabaza1 said:
aguspal said:
hazabaza1 said:
aguspal said:
by conection NPC are enemies to, so I guess this could be considerated another "most hated enemy in videogames" thread..
Sorry, what?
Just because a character isn't controlled by the player it's an enemy? Bluh?
No, maybe I didnt explained myself well but thats not what I meant.


I meant to say than Enemies are, by definition, NPC too. They are not controlled by the player so yeah, they are NPC as well. Not that NPC are all enemies. NPC can be friendly and neutral too... Well you know how it goes.


Well anyways it was just something random I noted.
Oh right, I get you now.
I dunno, I guess we could call enemy patterns douche-baggy or somesuch, but it just feels a lot more personal to call out someone on being a **** because of their personality, not how they attack.



Yeah, thats right. As I said before, I just randombly noted that, but for the sake of the thread its better if we take it how you just said.
 

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Johnny Novgorod said:
This guy in Spyro 2. No douchebag per se but he was always bad news whenever he had a favor to ask, usually leading to some incredibly painful escort missions.



Random comment: He looks bit like Crash Bandicoot. just a little bit.


EDIT: Fucking Double post. Thats what happended to me when I thougt somebody else would post before me but was too lazy to change pages. LOL
 

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aguspal said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
This guy in Spyro 2. No douchebag per se but he was always bad news whenever he had a favor to ask, usually leading to some incredibly painful escort missions.



Random comment: He looks bit like Crash Bandicoot. just a little bit.
The jumpy eyebrows and the big dumb grin make for quite a resemblance.

 

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That asshole in Skyrim named Nazeem who keeps going on about the cloud district. He followed me into my house once so I murdered him. Any one in Skyrim who uses that voice too is instantly annoying as well. Many of the kids are asshole too. Especailly Bulgruufs kids

I think Anomen was the first NPC I truly hated in a game.

Just look at his face. how can you not want to beat the shit out of that? At least if he is in your party the others mock him mercilessly. I don't care that the arrogance and bullshit stories is cover for his insecurity or that his dad is a prick. That doesn't make him any less annoying.

Branka in DA:O, anyone who gotten to the deep roads and meet her should know why.

The beggars in assassin creed who have the audacity to ask you for money after throwing rocks at you.
 

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Queen Anora, from Dragon Age: Origin.

I'll admit, this is mostly a personal choice, but my god, I hated this little...

I saved you from imprisonment, you claim claim I kidnap you and get me locked in away in a tower. You constantly show me how power hungry you are, and essentially demand my support for the throne, or you'll make up lies about me.

Dear, sweet Anora, I happily take pleasure in Cousland female run through, just so I can become Queen and laugh in your face.