i have heart pressure lowdowns and once i got one at a mall, i couldn´t think and barely talk. more than pain, i couldn´t feel anything except of my whole body shaking. it was one of the most terrifying fellings i ever had
i know that feel broUltrajoe said:Migraines. It's not so much the pain as the crippling disorientation and nausea that accompanies the whole 'white-hot spike through the skull' feeling. Thankfully, I get them very infrequently.
The ways it screws with your vision can be really fun, though, until the sickness and pain starts. Live in a green-filtered world for a bit, or have your brain edit out your own arms from your vision. Trippy shit.
Terrifying isn't it?geK0 said:Oh God, I had one of those before! Your description made me quiver and cross my legs >...>Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:When I was a little kid, for reasons I can't remember, I had to have a catheter...placed. If you don't know what those are....Well, you're probably better off, but I'll explain it anyway. Essentially, catheters are(brace yourself) tubes a doctor slides into your penis. I can't even type that sentence without my legs crossing a little bit. To make things even better, I'm honestly not sure if they even gave me anesthesia. I got another one recently and it didn't hurt (felt fuckin' bizarre and I hated it, but it didn't hurt) but I remember the one I got as a kid hurting like goddamn hell. They did SOMETHING differently. Also, it hurts like a mother to pee afterwards.
Seriously, never get a catheter. Recently, some doctors thought that if they didn't give me one, my kidneys would fail. Long story, it's not important. What's important is that, after about 3 weeks of weaseling around them and getting second opinions, I managed to prove them wrong. My kidneys are now better then ever.
Seriously, fuck doctors. I have a list of experiences beyond those listed above to back up that statement, but I won't get into them here.
The worst part is when they take it out; my doctor said I wouldn't feel anything, SHE LIED! She pulled the thing out in one quick motion and I squealed like an injured dog.
The piss I had after also stung.
I had penis pain once, it always felt like I needed to piss, but nothing would come out no matter how hard I pushed. Hurt like hell when it finally started flowing thoughBrionJames said:Terrifying isn't it?geK0 said:Oh God, I had one of those before! Your description made me quiver and cross my legs >...>Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:When I was a little kid, for reasons I can't remember, I had to have a catheter...placed. If you don't know what those are....Well, you're probably better off, but I'll explain it anyway. Essentially, catheters are(brace yourself) tubes a doctor slides into your penis. I can't even type that sentence without my legs crossing a little bit. To make things even better, I'm honestly not sure if they even gave me anesthesia. I got another one recently and it didn't hurt (felt fuckin' bizarre and I hated it, but it didn't hurt) but I remember the one I got as a kid hurting like goddamn hell. They did SOMETHING differently. Also, it hurts like a mother to pee afterwards.
Seriously, never get a catheter. Recently, some doctors thought that if they didn't give me one, my kidneys would fail. Long story, it's not important. What's important is that, after about 3 weeks of weaseling around them and getting second opinions, I managed to prove them wrong. My kidneys are now better then ever.
Seriously, fuck doctors. I have a list of experiences beyond those listed above to back up that statement, but I won't get into them here.
The worst part is when they take it out; my doctor said I wouldn't feel anything, SHE LIED! She pulled the thing out in one quick motion and I squealed like an injured dog.
The piss I had after also stung.
In relation to your story, when I was about 17, I found one day that I could no longer pee. I made several trips to the doctor over the course of two weeks, the first time they failed to catheterize me, but luckily was able to piss afterwards(without being too graphic when you pee after something like that it's like something out of your worst nightmare, for instance the nurse accidentally pierced the vein wall of my urethra in her failed attempt). They gave me some muscle relaxants and figured it was just some kind of weird fluke. A couple days later I go home from school with extreme pain being unable to pee for the next ten hours and feeling like all my lower bits were going to explode. We go to a different hospital, where I go under the knife of a urologist. When I awake he tells me he had to remove scar tissue from my urethra. He tells me it looks to be caused from either a really vicious blow to my groin or repeated blows is how the scar tissue developed. I don't know if any of you had idiotic morons in school who like to play bag tag, but I unfortunately did. Nowadays whenever anyone makes a move to try and hit me in my junk, I flip out. Let that be a lesson to any of you who do any sort of idiotic shit or skate or bike or whatever. Remember that you could end up not peeing and having to have your urethra operated on....oh and I removed the catheter myself in the shower, having to have a piss bag for a week.
Sounds like kidney stones. Drink more water, cut back on the caffine or soda, or you can expect more stones eventually.Sean Hollyman said:I had penis pain once, it always felt like I needed to piss, but nothing would come out no matter how hard I pushed. Hurt like hell when it finally started flowing though
Ickorus said:I had to deal with a toothache brought on by a tooth that needed root canal surgery.
Essentially what the problem was was that I had an exposed nerve and an abscess in the tooth, the abscess itself is bad enough since it pushes down upon the nerve causing pain but the addition of the exposed nerve meant even simple things like eating or drinking or even breathing through my mouth became a test of my tolerance for pain.
Imagine a regular tooth ache and magnify it by 10 or 15, then imagine that pain unceasingly for over three months; i'm sure that in itself it is not the worst pain in the world but because of the constant inescapable nature of it it becomes one of the most excruciating, sanity destroying pains you're ever likely to experience.[footnote]I can imagine Phantom Limb Pain to be worse since at least with a tooth ache you know that it can be fixed but with PLP there is pretty much nothing that can be done to completely stop it.[/footnote]
I mean, because it never stopped I even found it hard to sleep and the only way to deaden the pain enough to bring sleep was to (carefully) lance the abscess and then to wash the tooth out with some very strong vodka but even then within an hour the pain would return in it's full fury and wake me up again so the exhaustion caused it to be magnified yet more; towards the end even the lance & vodka trick stopped working so the only times i'd ever really sleep was due to passing out from exhaustion.
People seem to say that root canal operations hurt but to be honest in my experience as soon as they stuck the anesthetic in me I felt like I was in heaven.
And you can bet your ass I brush my teeth twice daily now.
what in the fuck? were you tortured?Smithburg said:Having my teeth torn from my gums using a dentists cleaning pick like a crowbar with no pain killers. Shit was so painful I have recurring nightmares about it