Black & White Monster Penis Almost Got Peter Molyneux Knifed

[Tdc2182]

It seems that it was...

/sunglasses

a dick move, to say the least.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, and this too.

There has been an abnormal amount of Caruso references today. I even named my MW2 classes like that.

OT: Say what you will, but I like Peter Molyneau. I would feel sad if he was shivved.

 

[Neferius]

Well... now we know the full extent of Peter's Eccentricity.
Which begs the Question... why, for the love of Grace, would you censor Breasts while depicting a Sex-scene in a Game that is Obviously not PG-13
(I'm talking about Fable 2)

 

[Myoukochou]

Yup. That?s Molyneux. *nods*

 

[ssgt splatter]

This made me laugh, I'm sorry to everyone else who seems to be replying to this in a serious manner.

 

[fletch_talon]

Everytime I close my eyes, there it is. It haunts my dreams, the one eyed monster. The veins... Good god the veins. Each one rendered in such detail. Did you know the average gorilla penis is 10-12cm long? I do, I know it all too well.

 

[EHKOS]

I've wanted to knife Peter since the Rouge Squadron games lacked an "unlock everything" cheat.

 

[stabnex]

GAH! MENTAL SCARRING! MENTAL SCARRING! CAN'T GET IT OUT!!

 

[GrinningManiac]

I have to commend the author for the amount of names for your Dingdong, your Little Guy and/or your Weiner Wingman

Having said that:

[HEADING=1]PETER, MAKE BLACK AND WHITE 3! NOW![/HEADING]

 

[Riobux]

I know this is likely false, but I think it's one of those times where I'm willing to just pretend something is true just because it's so ridiculous and funny.

 

[Shepsauce]

I remember playing the first Black & White and I must say, imagining picking the monkey and then having to watch something that *already enjoys throwing its giant feces at things* wank off all day is just not something I want to picture ever again.

 

[Neuromaster]

PA (sort of) called it six years ago.

 

[kouriichi]

Im not surpirsed. There was always that little patch of fur that looks like it was ment for bigger and better things.

All pun intended ofcourse.

So one of my favorite games of all time almost ended up being the most strange ((and wrong)) things ever made? I totally can understand that. The best games are the ones the world would flip a lid over.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Quote this if you were drinking a beverage and spit it out when you read the title. I did.

 

[Shirokurou]

Dayum!

It probably would've sold here in Europe without any problems though. I don't think there's a rule against animal nakedness.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

The 'is it true' part at the end of the report, reminded me of a UK show called 'would I lie to you', where people have to guess if someone telling a story about themselves is lying or not.

To me, the moment Molyneux said 'I made someone work night and day crafting accurate monster wangs that react to players moral choices' I'd have already buzzed in. 'It's all true, this is Peter we're talking about, we don't need any more evidence, it's mental, so's he. True!

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Dayum!

It probably would've sold here in Europe without any problems though. I don't think there's a rule against animal nakedness.

That is a hilarious point too, who's demanding animals wear pants so their wangs don't offend people? (ok, animals / monsters, but still... )

I also find it strange that you could chainsaw a dozen newborn babies in the face in a movie or game before you were allowed to wave a dong at the camera.