Driven mad by penises, Mr Healy goes on to produce a game that is absolutely devoid of any kind of gender or anatomy. This explains why the mods were instantaneous with their powers of deletion.
Black & White Monster Penis Almost Got Peter Molyneux Knifed
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I love this guy. In spite of his games almost never living up to the hype, or his grand expectations for them, he always seems like he's trying. He's got charisma, that one.
No you should start with 1 and then never play 2.Onyx Oblivion said:
I don't know if I believe this but it's nice to see Peter taking the piss out of himself.
My respect for this man just keeps increasing. It's a stupid issue, but that's just the point...I don't think this is an issue people should get all aggressive about being in a game. Animals have penises, you have a giant animal as a minion, seems logical that the animal be made accordingly. Omitting an important body part seems like an odd thing to do in my opinion. Eh, but then again, I have a strange mind.
The whole morphing thing is a bit far, but I'd still like to see a game mature enough to get away with some none-sexual nudity. Strangely, games seem more prudish about this sort of thing than they did in my childhood years.
The whole morphing thing is a bit far, but I'd still like to see a game mature enough to get away with some none-sexual nudity. Strangely, games seem more prudish about this sort of thing than they did in my childhood years.
My guess is that, in some parallel univerise, Fable 4, will be, for all intents and purposes, Black & White 3. In Fable 3, we will get to be a king (or queen) so what will be better than being a ruler? A god of course!Charcharo said:
I will of course be completely wrong, as I think they are likely to be done with the Black and White series. In fact, it reminds me of an article I read many years ago about Black & White. They were saying they wanted to take the series all the way from the sort of tribal periods of the first game where the gods were really powerful up to more modern times where the gods weren't as necessary anymore.
In a way, that's rather similar to what's happening in Fable, with technology becoming more prevalent while things like magic become even rarer.
I don't care, the prophecy will still be proven true: A massive animal penis will one day kill Pete Molyneux.
I feel sorry for they guy(s) who had to model Molyneux's "creation". Can't blame them for going crazy.
icyneesan said:
Also, you two have the same avatar. This is confusing.Bloodstain said:
"Black & White Monster Penis Almost Got Peter Molyneux Knifed"
Holy fuck, the mind-picture I got when I read that headline >_>
A giant monstrous black and white penis trying to knife Pete!
Holy fuck, the mind-picture I got when I read that headline >_>
A giant monstrous black and white penis trying to knife Pete!
No, adding a MORPHABLE penis is. Remember, he's not talking just a loose hanging porksword but one that reacted to 'emotional stimulus'. Which would have made all the villagers that were always saying "We need more wood" and "Thanks for the wood" far more entertaining for about 5 seconds.jp201 said:
And, if this had managed to ship with the game, how many people would train their pet to masturbate at villagers? Probably a similar number to those who trained their pet to throw shit at them.
So ZARDOZ always said.
Perhaps he was trying to take down media molecule or something cause they are PS3 only you know competition I am getting the feeling that Peter is probably insane at the moment a penis milo WHY ISN'T HE COMMITTED YET