Blatant Lies

[Monkeynet]

I'm not posting on The Escapist when I should be doing more important things.

 

[Headsprouter]

I recommend all of you sit on cacti.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not posting on The Escapist when I should be doing more important things.

There is nothing more important than posting on the Escapist.

 

[dalek sec]

Haven't been painting tonight.

 

[Fijiman]

It isn't raining where I am, but isn't snowing in some of the areas around me.

 

[Barbas]

I need a tablet.

 

[Fijiman]

I don't still have access to the internet.

 

[FPLOON]

I did not unexpectedly find a new "fetish" last night...

I don't kind of want to know what that may be, but at the same time I think I want you to tell me.

It may or may not have to do with the "Salad Mixxxer"... But, you did hear it from me, by the way...

 

[Headsprouter]

I didn't just replay the FNAF demo.

 

[Barbas]

I didn't just replay the FNAF demo.

I know exactly what you mean!

 

[Headsprouter]

I know exactly what you mean!

Not Five Nights at Freddy's.

My personal evaluation is that the game is genuinely terrifying. I feel a genuine sense of dread, not just pressure before a jumpscare.

I don't want to get the full game at some point, though. The enemies are not charming.

NOT AN EDIT, THIS WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME: Didn't just buy the first game for 50% off.

 

[dalek sec]

It's not cold out at all by me.

 

[FPLOON]

They call me Hank the Propane Dealer...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not unexpectedly find a new "fetish" last night...

Don't forget lube

 

[Barbas]

Spiral slides give me the heebie-jeebies.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm totally posting full time again, it's not just because I forgot my hat...
*Doesn't pick up hat sneak for the door *

 

[Headsprouter]

Not waiting.

 

[Barbas]

Not in the gloam.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's very warm in ireland.

 

[Fijiman]

Beware the Day of the Cheese Man!