Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I channel my inner Dee Dee EVERY... FUCKING... DAY!

 

[Fijiman]

I am an exosuit.

 

[dalek sec]

I didn't work hard today and paint this:
https://www.facebook.com/GWMemphis/photos/pcb.799693500090033/799693486756701/?type=1&theater

 

[Headsprouter]

SFM [http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/323/6/e/sniper_loadout_by_headsprouter-d86xyu3.jpg] isn't [http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2014/324/9/7/demoman_loadout_by_headsprouter-d872wtt.jpg] much [http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/325/7/7/engineer_loadout_by_headsprouter-d872x7x.jpg] fun. [http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/324/0/d/pyro_loadout_by_headsprouter-d872u4x.jpg]

 

[Barbas]

I channel my inner Dee Dee EVERY... FUCKING... DAY!

From Dexter's Lab? I'd pound that mound six ways til the Summer Solstice.

I didn't work hard today and paint this:
https://www.facebook.com/GWMemphis/photos/pcb.799693500090033/799693486756701/?type=1&theater

SUH-HUH-HUH-HUUUUUUUCKS MAH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK. Especially the gold parts and the contrast between the dark and light sides.

SFM [http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/323/6/e/sniper_loadout_by_headsprouter-d86xyu3.jpg] isn't [http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2014/324/9/7/demoman_loadout_by_headsprouter-d872wtt.jpg] much [http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/325/7/7/engineer_loadout_by_headsprouter-d872x7x.jpg] fun. [http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/324/0/d/pyro_loadout_by_headsprouter-d872u4x.jpg]

GMod videos lost their charm years ago. All I watch is that Smosh channel now. Oh yeah, gotta get me sum Smosh. I think it's like, making me a more intelligenter person when I watch...oh shit what was I talking about?

 

[Emcee_N]

This is in no way my first post on an Escapist forum game.

May it be your last.

Oh, it was.

 

[FPLOON]

I fucking hate clip shows with a passion!

 

[Headsprouter]

GMod videos lost their charm years ago. All I watch is that Smosh channel now. Oh yeah, gotta get me sum Smosh. I think it's like, making me a more intelligenter person when I watch...oh shit what was I talking about?

I don't like Smosh, totally clueless as to how you could like them.

 

[Fijiman]

Everyone here owes their continued existence to the almighty stop sign.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I don't miss having a dog around.

 

[FPLOON]

I'd pound that mound six ways til the Summer Solstice.

I don't want to say "agree to disagree", but...

Everyone here owes their continued existence to the almighty stop sign.

THEY JUST KEEPS GOING IN TWO DIRECTIONS!!

 

[dalek sec]

Haven't been busy painting tonight.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not gonna be playing video games in about ten minutes.

 

[Headsprouter]

Steam trade offers are working, as always.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have not bussed up my sleep cycle

 

[FPLOON]

I did not unexpectedly find a new "fetish" last night...

 

[Fijiman]

I did not unexpectedly find a new "fetish" last night...

I don't kind of want to know what that may be, but at the same time I think I want you to tell me.

 

[Monkeynet]

I'm not posting on The Escapist when I should be doing more important things.

 

[Headsprouter]

I recommend all of you sit on cacti.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not posting on The Escapist when I should be doing more important things.

There is nothing more important than posting on the Escapist.