Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

A hamster beat me up once and took mah spacechip.

 

[Albino Boo]

Hamsters did not take part in the Glasgow Ice Cream wars.

 

[Barbas]

Ohhhhh my GOD, this tastes like a breaded donkey dick. Wake up, it's shit!

 

[Albino Boo]

I really enjoyed my day at work

 

[Barbas]

I really enjoyed watching you work today. That bit where you spread mushy peas all over your face and pretended to be the mutant from Robocop was inspired.

 

[Albino Boo]

I am the inspiration for the mutant in Robocop

 

[Barbas]

I copped a feel off of a robot once. Sooooo underrated.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm Spartacus

 

[FPLOON]

I'm stalling for time... because the assassin hasn't hit the target yet...

 

[Dalek Caan]

I am not currently bleeding out.

 

[FPLOON]

There's a hammer in the cake...

 

[Headsprouter]

I rarely think about what I'd call a particular animal if I had it as a pet.

(I'd totally call a pet duck "Dolan".)

 

[FPLOON]

The volume is low and the speakers are making sound...

 

[Albino Boo]

There is delicious cake

 

[Barbas]

I made coffee for everyone, not just for me.

 

[Albino Boo]

I shot JR

 

[Barbas]

JK knows what he means.

 

[Albino Boo]

I am J K Rowling's baby daddy.

 

[Barbas]

I bowled for England once.

 

[Albino Boo]

I batted for Australia