Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I smacked a wall with a hammer for several hours once.

 

[Albino Boo]

I built Hadrian's Wall

 

[Barbas]

I demolished most of it on a bender.

 

[Albino Boo]

I designed the wheel

 

[Barbas]

The clock says this is 1964.

 

[Albino Boo]

I appear if you same my name 3 times in front of a mirror

 

[Barbas]

I can only be material for eight hours a day.

 

[Albino Boo]

I only eat gold flakes

 

[Barbas]

I can't see my feet.

 

[Albino Boo]

I steal feet

 

[Barbas]

I mail bees to the elderly.

 

[Dalek Caan]

This thread doesn't need a large helping of bees.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I fought the law and won.

 

[Albino Boo]

I know what you did last summer

 

[Barbas]

I know why winter was delayed.

 

[Albino Boo]

Piers Morgan is a good journalist

 

[Barbas]

I hear his wife likes him too.

 

[Albino Boo]

Rich men always marry ugly women

 

[Albino Boo]

In 1862 I saved 63 people from the sea

 

[FPLOON]

I shot the sun... with my fist gun...