Blatant Lies

[Albino Boo]

I wrestle black holes for fun

 

[FPLOON]

I'm touching your stuff!

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm in your spot

 

[Albino Boo]

I once had a 6 month affair with Richard M Nixon

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am the president of the United States.

 

[Albino Boo]

I served 7 terms as Albanian finance minister

 

[C_sector]

I farted in your bowl of cereal this morning ^_^

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm the thing that should not be

 

[Barbas]

I can't stand chocolate.

 

[Albino Boo]

I dance like Fred Astaire

 

[Barbas]

I like it when the dishwasher breaks.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm the dishwasher gremlin

 

[Barbas]

Having an AT rifle would be boring as heck.

 

[FPLOON]

I made a funny and you missed it!

 

[Albino Boo]

I am the Eggman, I am the Walrus.

 

[Padwolf]

I am not secretly a cat that has taught itself how to use a laptop.

 

[Barbas]

You're all on a list of people I'm going to kill.

 

[Albino Boo]

I want to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

 

[Barbas]

I want to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

III'd raaather lock it in the trunk and driiive it throoough a treeeee...

 

[FPLOON]

I have baby hands!