Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I splurge most frequently at mass.

 

[FPLOON]

I splurge to win!

 

[Barbas]

My hob is enormous.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm waffle!

 

[FPLOON]

You're a sausage!

 

[Albino Boo]

I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

 

[Barbas]

I was on the street the other day.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm Spartacus

 

[Barbas]

This bloke walked up to me and tried to force me to accept a banana.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm breaking up with Yu!

 

[Albino Boo]

I have cake

 

[Barbas]

I ate it all.

 

[Albino Boo]

I ate all the pies

 

[Barbas]

Gronk is coming.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm Pac-Man!

 

[Barbas]

My mind's a blank, man.

 

[FPLOON]

I could have been the next Transporter...