Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

If I was a bee that's what I'd be.

Your posts never make me smile.

 

[Dango]

I'm the bees knees.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I own three cats more than you.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If I was a bee that's what I'd be.

Your posts never make me smile.

Dam my evil plot is failing then.

 

[Eumersian]

Dr.Susse did not make a spelling error.

 

[squidbuddy99]

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shot your wife and ate your daughter.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm so sober right now. ^^

 

[squidbuddy99]

Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times more delicious, than humans.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I've seen the above poster before. =)

 

[Dango]

I'm always drinking all the time every day.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I never have seen, nor ever will see Clannad.

 

[Dr.Susse]

All this talk of drinking is making me feel feelings again.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I didn't buy the orange box today again.

 

[squidbuddy99]

The fact that the above user claims to have seen me before does not terrify me.

 

[pyramid head grape]

The above user knows about the current condition I'm in. ^^

 

[pyramid head grape]

There are no pictures of me on the Escapist, nope not even one.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.291473.11585917

 

[Neonbob]

I don't love Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i don't enjoy adultswim.

 

[Dango]

I enjoy Adult Swim.