Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have finished cleaning up the room I'm moving out of.

This was the truth.

 

[Barbas]

So sorry I'm late; I had to go and do some cocaine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have now cleaned up the entire house I'm moving out of.

 

[Barbas]

I cleaned some things today.

 

[FPLOON]

I call the shots in your bedroom!

 

[Barbas]

I finished building my gaydar.

 

[FPLOON]

I finished building my gaydar.

Can I try it? I want to convince my sausage that it's left!

 

[Barbas]

I finished building my gaydar.

Can I try it? I want to convince my sausage that it's left!

Go nuts, just don't set it too high or you'll blow your spleen out!

 

[FPLOON]

I finished building my gaydar.

Can I try it? I want to convince my sausage that it's left!

Go nuts, just don't set it too high or you'll blow your spleen out!

That's a risk I ain't willing to take!

 

[Barbas]

That's a risk I ain't willing to take!

That and the uncontrollable sharting? 'Cos that'll happen.

 

[FPLOON]

That's a risk I ain't willing to take!

That and the uncontrollable sharting? 'Cos that'll happen.

In the words of Taylor Swift: The shart is gonna shart shart shart shart shart....

 

[Barbas]

In the words of Taylor Swift: The shart is gonna shart shart shart shart shart....

That song never deserved to beat 'Let It Douche' at the charts.

 

[FPLOON]

In the words of Taylor Swift: The shart is gonna shart shart shart shart shart....

That song never deserved to beat 'Let It Douche' at the charts.

That's because it was never about the face... 'bout the face... No shocker...

 

[Barbas]

That's because it was never about the face... 'bout the face... No shocker...

Taylor Swift's music is probably more pleasant to listen to than Jeremy Soule's.

 

[FPLOON]

That's because it was never about the face... 'bout the face... No shocker...

Taylor Swift's music is probably more pleasant to listen to than Jeremy Soule's.

Only one of those I know does it for the hatred of music...

 

[Barbas]

Only one of those I know does it for the hatred of music...

Jeremy Soule's not very talented. I find myself listening to his many video game soundtracks and wondering what it would be like to be mercifully deaf.

 

[FPLOON]

Only one of those I know does it for the hatred of music...

Jeremy Soule's not very talented. I find myself listening to his many video game soundtracks and wondering what it would be like to be mercifully deaf.

The fact that he won a fucking Grammy just hammers that point home even more...

 

[Barbas]

The fact that he won a fucking Grammy just hammers that point home even more...

Whatever, man, Grammys and Spammys and Emmys and Nummys and Plummys and Remmys are mainstream.

 

[FPLOON]

The fact that he won a fucking Grammy just hammers that point home even more...

Whatever, man, Grammys and Spammys and Emmys and Nummys and Plummys and Remmys are mainstream.

Don't forget the Mother, Father, Teen, Adult, Kids, and Elderly Choice... You can never have too many award shows...

 

[Barbas]

Don't forget the Mother, Father, Teen, Adult, Kids, and Elderly Choice... You can never have too many award shows...

You know the saying: "Award shows are part of a healthy, balanced lifestyle. Also cigarettes. Big ones."