Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I greet you in the name of Peter the Great.

 

[FPLOON]

I mess with the Zohan...

 

[Barbas]

I licked a terrorist once.

 

[FPLOON]

What didn't I just watch?

 

[Barbas]

I can see the thread just fine.

 

[FPLOON]

Always trust the one you hunt blood for...

 

[Barbas]

I only trust waffle irons.

 

[Fijiman]

Peppers are actually made of dead elves. Also, the Escapist really wanted me to make this post.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm fashionably early to a prior engagement...

 

[Barbas]

I'm gonna have to arrest you now.

 

[FPLOON]

You have no evidence?

 

[Barbas]

I have these suspicious peas.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am not opinionated

 

[Barbas]

I've got a ruddy flipping gun!

 

[dalek sec]

I live! I die! I live again!

 

[Barbas]

There's nothing more delicious than a hot, steaming bowl of ALIEN BEANS!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've left the Escapist.

 

[Barbas]

I'm gay for Trump.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not taking a nap now!

 

[Barbas]

I'm not taking a nap now!

I'm going to steal your Micro Machines while you sleep!