Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

There's vomit on my spaghetti.

 

[Headsprouter]

I can give directions.

 

[Barbas]

I've been to the Serengeti.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not tired at all right now.

 

[FPLOON]

I've dated Jenny Craig, Daniel Craig's sister, back in the day...

 

[Barbas]

I planted some beans yesterday.

 

[dalek sec]

So not annoyed at all by "Splatoon"'s connection crapping out on my tonight.

 

[FPLOON]

Here came the BOOM?

 

[Barbas]

So not annoyed at all by "Splatoon"'s connection crapping out on my tonight.

Being crapped on is fun, and is Frankfurt's No. 1 export.

 

[FPLOON]

It's getting snowy on the beach...

 

[Barbas]

I bet I can climb Mount Doom.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm totally fast asleep right now.

 

[FPLOON]

*sarcastically* I don't know what I'm doing...

 

[Barbas]

I do!

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

Meh, couldn't care less about Fallout 4 releasing next week.

 

[Barbas]

Meh, couldn't care less about Fallout 4 releasing next week.

I plan to spend the day appreciating the different tones of blue on the wall of my room and renting out the ol' PC case as a spider condo.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I don't have a bad case of Broncomania!

 

[Barbas]

I've got a square head.

 

[FPLOON]

The video's coming out early...

 

[Barbas]

The video's coming out early...

It's got dong in it.