Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I got so much classy stuff on my mind.

 

[Albino Boo]

I, don't, put commas, in, random places, so, you will, end up, reading this, like, William Shatner.

 

[Barbas]

I wish I was more sober right now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not reading a weird book.

 

[Barbas]

I have a gerbil named Tovarisch.

 

[FPLOON]

I overslept through the new year!

 

[Barbas]

I like to get my day started with a smooth, refreshing boot to the head.

 

[Fijiman]

I have been on this thread recently. Everything has changed.

 

[FPLOON]

I feel like I didn't miss anything today....

 

[Barbas]

I spoke to the mouse king yesterday. He says that his people are roaming these lands looking for marmalade deposits.

 

[Albino Boo]

Pichu is a imperialist spy

 

[Barbas]

Yes, I know.

 

[Albino Boo]

I know, that you know, that I know, that you know.

 

[FPLOON]

I hear that!

 

[Brownie80]

I hear it too!

 

[Albino Boo]

When making a fruit cake, always make sure your nuts are well suspended.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am literally dead tired.

 

[Albino Boo]

Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

 

[Headsprouter]

I hate Victreebel.

 

[FPLOON]

I just realize that my cellphone is smart...