Men can't cook.
It's a scientific fact.
"But Daystar, you space cowboy, there are plenty of male chefs, Gordon Ramsay, Gary Rhodes, Jamie Oliver, just to name a few. I think you may be wrong this time."
Nope. Those 'men' are in fact, very masculine women.
Think about it...
Probably considering which shoes to buy
No, the fairer sex is pretty much the only thing standing between men and starvation, or at least severe malnutrition.
Thankfully for us, the Great British Food God saw our plight, and bestowed upon mankind the ability to make sandwiches.
Starvation avoided, well, at least for a few hours...
But as always, the British gained an extra ability when it comes to sandwich making. So gamebreaking was this extra ability, the Great British Food Good considered patching it, but then he saw the American Food God and his ridiculous peanut butter and jelly and decided to sod it, they deserved to be jealous of his people's superior sandwich making ability.
What the fuck is this crap? Kill! Kill it with fire!
Branston Pickle.
We don't know what it's made of, and we don't really care. All we know, is that It gives sandwiches a +10 in deliciousness at least.
Thick brown chunkiness, it's as tasty as it sounds, it's a ploughman's best friend.
So great is our love for this stuff, that the country almost collapsed during the the Pickle Crisis of 2004.
At 1:45 am on 27 October 2004 a fire almost destroyed the Bury St Edmunds factory and cut the stocks of Branston Pickle in half, reducing the supply of the product, and in some instances increasing the price.
Shit! I'm almost out!
It was a pretty big deal.
People took to the streets in protest, millions died, and it's believed that a large portion of the country's national debt was caused by a massive collapse in Branston exports.
but we did what the British did best
I think we should actually have these words on the flag
The crisis was averted, and the very real danger of men starving everywhere came to a close.
It's a scientific fact.
"But Daystar, you space cowboy, there are plenty of male chefs, Gordon Ramsay, Gary Rhodes, Jamie Oliver, just to name a few. I think you may be wrong this time."
Nope. Those 'men' are in fact, very masculine women.
Think about it...
Probably considering which shoes to buy
No, the fairer sex is pretty much the only thing standing between men and starvation, or at least severe malnutrition.
Thankfully for us, the Great British Food God saw our plight, and bestowed upon mankind the ability to make sandwiches.
Starvation avoided, well, at least for a few hours...
But as always, the British gained an extra ability when it comes to sandwich making. So gamebreaking was this extra ability, the Great British Food Good considered patching it, but then he saw the American Food God and his ridiculous peanut butter and jelly and decided to sod it, they deserved to be jealous of his people's superior sandwich making ability.
What the fuck is this crap? Kill! Kill it with fire!
Branston Pickle.
We don't know what it's made of, and we don't really care. All we know, is that It gives sandwiches a +10 in deliciousness at least.
Thick brown chunkiness, it's as tasty as it sounds, it's a ploughman's best friend.
So great is our love for this stuff, that the country almost collapsed during the the Pickle Crisis of 2004.
At 1:45 am on 27 October 2004 a fire almost destroyed the Bury St Edmunds factory and cut the stocks of Branston Pickle in half, reducing the supply of the product, and in some instances increasing the price.
Shit! I'm almost out!
It was a pretty big deal.
People took to the streets in protest, millions died, and it's believed that a large portion of the country's national debt was caused by a massive collapse in Branston exports.
but we did what the British did best
I think we should actually have these words on the flag
The crisis was averted, and the very real danger of men starving everywhere came to a close.
