Branston Pickle!

[cyber95]

I, uh, I kind of uh... I can't do this.

Spoiler: As the nervous man runs away, a picture drops from the file folder he was carrying.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

Cheez Whiz? Dude. Dude. DUDE. Why don't you just eliminate the middleman and pile a whole bunch of plastic wrap on your sandwich? It'd be the same thing. =P

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I, uh, I kind of uh... I can't do this.

Spoiler: As the nervous man runs away, a picture drops from the file folder he was carrying.

What the hell is that?

Is that cheese? That can't be cheese, it looks like freakin' expired mayonnaise.

I think I know why it's called Cheese Whiz...

 

[Batou667]

I like Branston pickle. In a ham and cheese sandwich it's the food of the gods. Similarly, you can't go wrong with a bit of Marmite on toast to wake you up in the morning!

I have never once in my life tried Piccalilly (sp?). Can anybody describe what the heck it is, or do only OAPs eat it, as I suspect?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I used to think the glut of hypothetical BS question topics were the worst thing on this already pretty lacking forum. This post has proven me wrong. I know this is a joke, but the joke's just not funny. OMG HAHA COOKING IS FOR GIRLS AND BRITS LIKE FERMENTED SPREAD. Yeah. Great. Real powerful satire there, kiddo.

Now, I think I'm honorbound as a cook to find this poster and gut him with my cimeter.

When did I claim it was satire?

You're perfectly entitled to not find it funny, British humour maybe isn't for you.

Have a nice day

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Branston pickle, Cheese (Cheddar of course, what do you take me for?) and lettuce sandwiches. Some freshly brewed Earl Grey and a selection of cakes. To top it all off add a couple of scones (which rhymes with bone, not gone) and some nice clotted cream, and a dashing of Jam. (Raspberry, naturally...)

That's the dream right there fellas!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Branston pickle, Cheese (Cheddar of course, what do you take me for?) and lettuce sandwiches. Some freshly brewed Earl Grey and a selection of cakes. To top it all off add a couple of scones (which rhymes with bone, not gone) and some nice clotted cream, and a dashing of Jam. (Raspberry, naturally...)

That's the dream right there fellas!

That sounds delightful.

I've actually considered buying myself a teapot. Pouring water from a kettle into a cup just isn't the same.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I like Branston pickle. In a ham and cheese sandwich it's the food of the gods. Similarly, you can't go wrong with a bit of Marmite on toast to wake you up in the morning!

I have never once in my life tried Piccalilly (sp?). Can anybody describe what the heck it is, or do only OAPs eat it, as I suspect?

My mate at school used to call it Grill-a-Sick... I think it was a homage to how it tasted as well as looked. Personally I haven't touched it due to its rather nasty appearance!

I also don't understand why they don't just cut out the middle man and call Coronation Chicken, 'Curry Sandwiches', as that is what it tastes like!!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

That sounds delightful.

I've actually considered buying myself a teapot. Pouring water from a kettle into a cup just isn't the same.

Greatly recommended, even if it is just for one! And some loose leaf tea, it brews better! Bags are OK for a mug, but not a teapot!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

That sounds delightful.

I've actually considered buying myself a teapot. Pouring water from a kettle into a cup just isn't the same.

Greatly recommended, even if it is just for one! And some loose leaf tea, it brews better! Bags are OK for a mug, but not a teapot!

I want that has 'Nice Tea Meet You' written on the side.

Awesome.

 

[SckizoBoy]

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Why aren't you on the New Year's Honours list?! XD

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And even though I hate Marmite... you win... everything ever made!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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Why aren't you on the New Year's Honours list?! XD

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And even though I hate Marmite... you win... everything ever made!

Nobody nominated me, but that's cool.

There's no hard feelings.

No hard feelings at all.

Nope.

[sub]My vengeance will be terrible...[/sub]

 

[Zantos]

Us Aussies prefer our Vegemite, thank you very much.

I said "Do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

OT: Mmmmmmmm, branstony branstony branston. Bring on the Branston, bring on the branston, bring on the branston, tang!

Damn now I'm hungry. I'm going to go make a sandwich, with mustard! Muahahahahahahaha.

EDIT: Also, baconaisse, nuff said.

 

[manic_depressive13]

I still have no idea what Branston Pickle is. Incidentally, I wonder how many people went and tried it just because Yahtzee keeps bringing it up. I'd like to think none, but I'd be inclined to think I'm wrong.

 

[putowtin]

Branston pickle propoganda, quick marmite supporter we must rally against this. The evil that is braston pickle must not win this day.

and the spreadable demon-sporn that is marmite must be destroyed!

What's the sauce you use on this?

IS IT BRANSTON PICKLE? IS IS MARMITE? IS IT PB+JELLY? NO!

HP Wins.

ketchup!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I still have no idea what Branston Pickle is. Incidentally, I wonder how many people went and tried it just because Yahtzee keeps bringing it up. I'd like to think none, but I'd be inclined to think I'm wrong.

Well, I can't speak for the rest of the world, but here in Blighty, Branston Pickle is a proud institution. That Yahtzee would bring it up (being British and all), is no surprise.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I stopped reading quick.

Was this supposed to be funny?

Evidently you do not possess the wit or stiff-upper-lippedness required to appreciate the subtle sarcasm of British humour.

Dear OP, I would like to put forward a rebuttal to your argument that British TV chefs are all women:

Spoiler: Ainsley Harriott

Also, I believe that Branston pickle is best enjoyed cold in sandwiches with cheese, while Marmite can be enjoyed best on toast.

Ha! That's brilliant.

He always did come across as a bit of a ladie's man.

 

[Gammayun]

and the spreadable demon-sporn that is marmite must be destroyed!

We will rise up against this, you can no longer keep this propoganda up, you can no longer stop are voices been heard.

FOR MARMITE!!!!!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

As an American, I am jealous of you and your Branston Pickle...The best I can do is slather my lunch-meat in Tonkatsu sauce, stolen from local Asian markets, and weep fore I know my unclean palate will never know the unadulterated nay, divine joys of Branston Pickle.

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somewhat off-topic but do you write for Cracked? If not you should fix that. You could probably spread this thread into a non-list article.