Branston Pickle!

[Zombie_Fish]

Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

Spoiler: Behold the one true God.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:

Spoiler

[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

Spoiler: Behold the one true God.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:

Spoiler

[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.[/quote]

My god.

The power.

The delicious power.

Will science be the end of us all?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Didn't you make a thread like this on Yorkshire Puddings? If not then go do one, NOOOWWWW.

OT: Ahhh Branston Pickle, you make my cheese on crackers so much better. One thing I don't get about it is people putting it on eggy bread, well my mum does. I just don't see why those two would go together.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Didn't you make a thread like this on Yorkshire Puddings? If not then go do one, NOOOWWWW.

OT: Ahhh Branston Pickle, you make my cheese on crackers so much better. One thing I don't get about it is people putting it on eggy bread, well my mum does. I just don't see why those two would go together.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.314788-Yorkshire-Pudding

That was the first one I did, way back in September.

Enjoy

 

[DRes82]

As an American, Branston Pickle vaguely interests me. However, the Marmite looks like something scraped off of the bottom of a brewing vat. It looks like a byproduct, not a condiment. Bleh. Yeast Extract? I can taste the foulness with my brain, and that picture with some still stuck to the lid gives me chills.

I'll just stick to BLT's and PB&J's, thanks.

PS. I'm a more skillful cook than my wife any day of the week.

 

[ultimateownage]

But seriously, what the fuck is up with American sandwiches?

Also, I'm British and even I understand that Marmite is fucking nasty. Who would put THAT on crumpets instead of jam?

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

Spoiler: Behold the one true God.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:

Spoiler

[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.[/quote]

My god.

The power.

The delicious power.

Will science be the end of us all?[/quote]

Of course! Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff- together! Can such awsomeness lead to anything [i]but[/i] the end of the world? There can be only one option!

Join me, Zombie Fish. Join me in creating this almighty sandwich, and we shall be as gods!

[sub][sub]Am I milking it too much? I know the point of this thread is to be overly dramatic about sandwich spreads, but still...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

Spoiler: Behold the one true God.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:

Spoiler

[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.[/quote]

My god.

The power.

The delicious power.

Will science be the end of us all?[/quote]

Of course! Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff- together! Can such awsomeness lead to anything [i]but[/i] the end of the world? There can be only one option!

Join me, Zombie Fish. Join me in creating this almighty sandwich, and we shall be as gods!

[sub][sub]Am I milking it too much? I know the point of this thread is to be overly dramatic about sandwich spreads, but still...[/sub][/sub][/quote]

You can never be too over the top.

There is no top for which to go over.

 

[Jedamethis]

I approve, Sir Clarion. Do give the marmite-lovers[footnote]Not even going to dignify that horrendous-tasting abomination with a capital letter.[/footnote] a good thrashing for me will you? I shall be at home eating sandwiches.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

Spoiler: Behold the one true God.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:

Spoiler

[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.[/quote]

My god.

The power.

The delicious power.

Will science be the end of us all?[/quote]

Of course! Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff- together! Can such awsomeness lead to anything [i]but[/i] the end of the world? There can be only one option!

Join me, Zombie Fish. Join me in creating this almighty sandwich, and we shall be as gods!

[sub][sub]Am I milking it too much? I know the point of this thread is to be overly dramatic about sandwich spreads, but still...[/sub][/sub][/quote]

I refuse to assist in such madness. Like mosquitos, 3D films and Anthony Kiedis' moustache, there are just some things that shouldn't exist in the world.

 

[Cipher1]

Ah Branston pickle the best imitation of food I've ever tasted.

 

[Blaze9713]

Haven't tried Branston Pickle or Marmite, gonna see if i can get some later, and put it to the fucking test...the only thing this thread has accomplished is that i am now curious and very, very hungry.

 

[Magnus]

Just me show a picture of Nigella Lawson and I'll live off that for a week.

 

[Patrick Buck]

I hate that stuff. Worst food ever.

And now let the hate for me flow. ^_^
But seriously, I really don't like that stuff. AND I'm British.

 

[Jonluw]

We don't know what it's made of, and we don't really care. All we know, is that It gives sandwiches a +10 in deliciousness at least.

Not true!
I have managed to deduce that it contains carrots.
These serve to give it the chunky and crunchy quality of the kind of vomit that manifests when you've gotten horribly drunk at a family dinner.

Unsurprisingly, it is not only in the consistency Branston pickle mimicks vomit.

 

[KayvaanShrike]

Is it wrong that I recognised the picture of the Pickle from the first post as being from a Tesco store?

 

[KayvaanShrike]

Oops. Double posted.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

You are now my favourite Escapist member. Period.

 

[The Ambrosian]

I read this thread, immediately went downstairs and made the sandwich to end all sandwiches. It has four kinds of cheese and ALL OF THE MEATS.

Of course, with appropriate amounts of Branston.

Thank you for the inspiration.

 

[loc978]

Oh I don't waaauauauauaaant a pickle... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy8FDjSGmwQ#t=0m28s]

Men can't cook.

It's a scientific fact.

Huh. I always figured I was a lesbian in a man's body. You just confirmed it. I can cook, and despite loathing the trappings of fashion, I enjoy a new pair of work boots.

Also, I tend not to like spreadable stuff from a jar, be it glass or plastic. For that matter, I don't like bread ('cept for the liquid kind, and that's good for ya. Barley bread, man!).