British Gymnast Makes Rest of Humanity Look Fat, Lazy
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That's all well and good that he can jump around a lot, but can he beat the shit out of people?
By his looks, I would say so.
By his looks, I would say so.
oh god, he will surely destroy us all!! (imagine dale gribble from king of the hill saying that for full effect)
Tell me where this guy lives, I want to ki..I mean, give to him the award for awesomeness.
*seethes with envy and self-contempt for own laziness and fatness*
*seethes with envy and self-contempt for own laziness and fatness*
True, but can he fight? Athleticism does not equal combat prowess. He should try his behind out in the cage, and if he doesn't, he's another poser who's trapped inside "gym mentality".
Personally, I've fought 25 times, with 22 victories. I respect Mr. Walters for his contribution to the fitness lifestyle, and as a showperson for the benefits of living well. But I doubt he can beat me up. here's why.....
Personally, I've fought 25 times, with 22 victories. I respect Mr. Walters for his contribution to the fitness lifestyle, and as a showperson for the benefits of living well. But I doubt he can beat me up. here's why.....
A little bit. I fell over, facing the ground, but I turned so I landed on my buttsorry user name taken. said:
Well, I bet he could run away pretty quick. And you wouldn't catch him.samurai_jeff said:True, but can he fight? Athleticism does not equal combat prowess. He should try his behind out in the cage, and if he doesn't, he's another poser who's trapped inside "gym mentality".
Personally, I've fought 25 times, with 22 victories. I respect Mr. Walters for his contribution to the fitness lifestyle, and as a showperson for the benefits of living well. But I doubt he can beat me up. here's why.....
I doubt that, as I run the 100 meter in 11 flat, the 400 in 54 sec.s, and was a paratrooper for nine years running mile after mile. But I wouldn't chase him, I would just point and laugh hysterically.cobrausn said:samurai_jeff said:True, but can he fight? Athleticism does not equal combat prowess. He should try his behind out in the cage, and if he doesn't, he's another poser who's trapped inside "gym mentality".
Personally, I've fought 25 times, with 22 victories. I respect Mr. Walters for his contribution to the fitness lifestyle, and as a showperson for the benefits of living well. But I doubt he can beat me up. here's why.....
Well, I bet he could run away pretty quick. And you wouldn't catch him.
This is why we need Free Running as an Olympic Sport. Just put him in a room with the goal "Look as awesome as possible for 5 minutes." Then say go. And imagine a whole group of people like him, doing awesomness as a sport.
Yes.
Note: I didn't say Parkour because that would be more of a race against time, not a graded competition. Though that should be there too.
Yes.
Note: I didn't say Parkour because that would be more of a race against time, not a graded competition. Though that should be there too.
He'd flip up a 3-story building and drop rocks on your head.samurai_jeff said:I doubt that, as I run the 100 meter in 11 flat, the 400 in 54 sec.s, and was a paratrooper for nine years running mile after mile. But I wouldn't chase him, I would just point and laugh hysterically.cobrausn said:samurai_jeff said:True, but can he fight? Athleticism does not equal combat prowess. He should try his behind out in the cage, and if he doesn't, he's another poser who's trapped inside "gym mentality".
Personally, I've fought 25 times, with 22 victories. I respect Mr. Walters for his contribution to the fitness lifestyle, and as a showperson for the benefits of living well. But I doubt he can beat me up. here's why.....
Well, I bet he could run away pretty quick. And you wouldn't catch him.
... I'm also a martial artist (not MMA/UFC or whatever), but this is still very impressive stuff. I can roll, cartwheel and breakfall, but that's like beginner stuff compared to what this guy does.
Oh my, he stripped in midair...
O.O
i think i may be permenately scarred after seeing that awesomeness in general.
O.O
i think i may be permenately scarred after seeing that awesomeness in general.
Agreed. Also, are those pictures of you? They seem a little random otherwise...Eric the Orange said:
Hah. They've been cutting down in London recently, you guys have no idea how bad it is out here in Norfolk! My house are being eroded from the sheer volume of people running, jumping, rolling and flipping on/off my freaking walls!Pipotchi said:
That is partially awesome, partially terrifying. Seriously, that is Ninja skills there.
Am I the only one who wants to see an old western barfight where everyone can do moves like those? It would be the coolest thing ever. Ever.
Am I the only one who wants to see an old western barfight where everyone can do moves like those? It would be the coolest thing ever. Ever.
