British Gymnast Makes Rest of Humanity Look Fat, Lazy

[Rajin Cajun]

He still can't dodge bullets. I win.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I could do that. Honest.

 

[Ventuquies]

Nice skills! He should invest some of his training also onto his brain though cause doing that at the edge of a roof is much more stupid than cool.. One wrong fall to the spine and I can do better tricks than him

 

[BGH122]

This man is terribly unskilled. I've managed far better feats of agility in my time. Here I am skilfully navigating a stage in some country that speaks foreign.

 

[Ranooth]

Probable Ninja?! This guy would even put them to shame!

And woot 1000th post, and it was about a ninja. AWESOME!

 

[Duh]

well if i had been trained to be a gymnast since i was 5 i would be able to do that to

 

[Jursa]

Ye I can totally do most of that stuff... and then... you know... wake up in a hospital with all of my bones broken...

 

[Cousin_IT]

demonstrating exactly why you should never, ever let your girlfriend meet this guy

Its okay, he's bald

 

[hungoverbear]

I'd want him to back me up in a bar fight.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

The music on this is horrible and makes my poor ears bleed.

 

[A.I. Sigma]

Holy fuck. I think I'd end up dead if I even tried the simplest thing in that video. I dont know what would be the "simplest" thing in that vid though.

PS. That song made me want to replay FFVIII

*currently halfway through replaying FFVIII*

XD

Brilliant, though. That guy does some serious risky shit, too.

 

[scotth266]

See? Mirror's edge isn't impossible.


Although, having said that, the nonchalance of the the surrounding gymnasts, along with my observations, suggests that he's just a good gymnast who is fecking awesome at flips.

That's it.

And yes, I'm jealous, but that doesn't detract from the above point!

Besides, I can do some tricks, too!

Falling on your ass is not a trick.

Sir, I can make it into a NATIONAL SPORT. Just watch me.

*cues up epic montage music*

But to be serious: a good series of stunts, but I think that he probably broke the law doing a few of these. Also, WHY ON EARTH would you do something like he did for the very first stunt? That's not cool, that's just stupid and dangerous.

 

[Shapsters]

My god, that was crazy!! I literally saw every move from Assassins Creed and PoP!

 

[Areani]

Me thinks he'd be fine in a zombie apocalypse.

Nah, he'll be bitten while he's asleep and then we'll have THE SUPER ULTRA NINJA HUNTER ZOMBIE!! Not even standing atop a lamppost would be safe...

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

*Squeeeeeee*

 

[Trivun]

Bloody hell, sign this guy up for Team GB in London 2012! Sod the Chinese, we'll get every gold going for Gymnastics in 3 years time

 

[Elerigo]

"I guess that's pretty impressiv" Said God and Chuck Norris at the same time

 

[Aura Guardian]

And why isn't HE in the upcoming Prince of Persia movie?

 

[solidstatemind]

I'm not jealous... ok, well, I'm a little bit jealous. But these things always require tradeoffs. For instance, I guarantee this guy a) isn't over 5'8", and most likely is at least 4" shorter, and b) he almost certainly has a rigidly restricted diet. Plus, you gotta figure he trains for at least 4-6 hours every day, and probably hasn't woken up without being sore and in pain for the past 20 years.

Me, I'll hold out for the women who like tall guys and enjoy good food. Oh wait-- I already have one!