British Tabloid Confuses Deus Ex Company For Real-World Firm

lacktheknack

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trty00 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
The only thing worse than The Sun, are the people who still read The Sun, as in, those who consider it a legitimate new source, not a point of hilarity.

Seriously, I feel dumber just by touching one.
I've read that they're equivalent to Fox News, is there any truth to that?
At least Fox News TRIES.

Better than can be said about The Sun.
 

Battenberg

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Angelous Wang said:
Battenberg said:
It's crap like this that makes me genuinely wonder who actually buys The Sun any more...
Teenagers to young to buy porn who live in bad internet locations? But then again the Daily Star has even more boobs than the Sun ...

To be honest it's 40-60 year old men, those ones that don't use the internet and are sill stuck pretty backwardly. The kind of men that still use the term ass-bandit to describe gay man.
Maybe I've been lucky but I haven't really encountered people like that in the UK. It just amazes me that:
a) The Sun don't try and up their game and that there are journalists that are content with putting out such low quality work
b) even though they regularly put out uninformed articles that people constanty call them out on and even though the paper and its readers have a shocking reputation that people don't just go elsewhere - it's not like there's better options out there both for catching up on the news and for sharing outdated bigoted views with like minded people (if that's what you're into).
 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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Angelous Wang said:
Ed130 said:
Too bad David Sarif and his company don't exist, he's one of the few cyberpunk bosses who are actually decent human beings instead of the 'I WILL RULE THE WORLD!' arseholes who always try to double-cross you.
Did you miss the part where he has the doctors cut off Adam's non-damaged limbs as well as the damaged ones (through a legal loophole) in order to have more of Adam's tissue to study? Probably unnecessarily replaced a few organs and such too.
Yeah, but it feels awesome, to be honest. Do you know how good it feels knowing that you'll never be itchy again? There's always that one spot on your arms or legs that you can't reach because of clothing or you're out in public and you can't just start scratching like crazy. I fuckin' hated that shit. Not to mention sweaty armpits. Gone! And I never have to worry about forgetting my sunglasses.
 

Ed130 The Vanguard

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Angelous Wang said:
Ed130 said:
Too bad David Sarif and his company don't exist, he's one of the few cyberpunk bosses who are actually decent human beings instead of the 'I WILL RULE THE WORLD!' arseholes who always try to double-cross you.
Did you miss the part where he has the doctors cut off Adam's non-damaged limbs as well as the damaged ones (through a legal loophole) in order to have more of Adam's tissue to study? Probably unnecessarily replaced a few organs and such too.
He honestly thought he was doing Adam a favour (bring augmentation to everyone and all that), and to be fair I was fairly ambivalent to him for most of the game until...

Meeting him in Panchaea his first words are "Adam! Oh, thank God! I've got wounded here, we'll have to move them first."

That sealed it.

The various emails and the fact he didn't want anything to do with the bad guys of Human Revolution helped as well.
 

Evilsanta

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Adam Jensen said:
Angelous Wang said:
Ed130 said:
Too bad David Sarif and his company don't exist, he's one of the few cyberpunk bosses who are actually decent human beings instead of the 'I WILL RULE THE WORLD!' arseholes who always try to double-cross you.
Did you miss the part where he has the doctors cut off Adam's non-damaged limbs as well as the damaged ones (through a legal loophole) in order to have more of Adam's tissue to study? Probably unnecessarily replaced a few organs and such too.
Yeah, but it feels awesome, to be honest. Do you know how good it feels knowing that you'll never be itchy again? There's always that one spot on your arms or legs that you can't reach. I fuckin' hated that shit. Not to mention sweaty armpits. Gone! And I never have to worry a bout forgetting my sunglasses.
But did you ask for it?

OT: .....Wat? Seriously? I don't live in the UK so I am not exposed The Sun as the ones living in the UK.... But I do know that it isn't the most trusted source of news but this is just freaking stupid.

Also somebody should tip the Sun about Aperture science or Weyland-Yutani.
 

Kross

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Thing is, you don't even need to reach that far outside of what real companies are doing.

Read this: http://braincorporation.com/index.php/category/directors ( http://www.technologyreview.com/news/520211/qualcomm-to-build-neuro-inspired-chips/ )

Compare with this [http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Cyberdyne_Systems].

Proceed to prepare for the end of days.
 

Neurotic Void Melody

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God i hate the sun. The tabloid AND that blinding ball in the sky.
This...though im not fond of swearing on forums, is fucking hilarious! I hope the journalist responsible can be named and shamed for more laughter. perhaps this will convince more sun followers that they are revellers in poppycock
 

Darklord008

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...Wow. That's just...I have no words.

Sucks that Sarif Industries doesn't exist though. Lord knows Detroit could use the industry.
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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Obligatory "I never asked for this... 'this' being a reputable source."

In any case, I'm looking forward the the scoop about Andrew Ryan and his amazing feet of nautical engineering.
 

Smooth Operator

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News facts straight from google, top of the class students right there...
At least they aren't taking stuff from 4chan, yet.
 

Me55enger

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I saw the headline, and paused before clicking on the article. I thought to myself only two words: "The Sun."

Bingo.
 

DiamanteGeeza

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Stabby Joe said:
I don't know anyone here that takes the Sun seriously. At best I've seen it as waiting room reading material. I really hope the original writer did this on purpose wondering if the editors/upper management would notice.
I hope so too. And anyway, the typical Sun reader won't make it past the first word in the headline due to a syllable overload.
 

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Fox News, The Sun, and the Daily Mail are cynical infotainment for people lost in apocalyptic despair, or for hipsters whose purpose in life is pointlessly mocking such things.

As the world neglects to deal with global warming and the condition of the world worsens, we can expect more extreme versions of The Sun - just think of what media (if any) would have existed in the Mad Max universe, for example. Consider Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5O9x7aL7QE as a vision of the possible future of media in a corporate-dominated dying world.

Human consciousness has not caught up with the reality of the world - humans are living in the past (or in virtual worlds) instead of living in the actual present. The people most living in the present, the world's poor people, have no ability to be heard by the world's wealthy.
 

Baldr

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I want to read the whole article, not the excerpt from the photograph, because the whole article is about the integration of Science Fiction and Reality, the next one down is about tricorders and portable scanners. I think there some dishonest journalism going on and it probably not the Sun.
 

IamLEAM1983

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Whoa, that's awesome! You think FEMA's going to get in on this?

...

Yes, that was sarcasm. It's the Sun. Expecting in-depth reporting from them is like expecting of a crocodile that it suddenly goes vegan and begs forgiveness for its cruelty towards the remainder of the animal kingdom.
 

sir neillios

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trty00 said:
ScrabbitRabbit said:
trty00 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
The only thing worse than The Sun, are the people who still read The Sun, as in, those who consider it a legitimate new source, not a point of hilarity.

Seriously, I feel dumber just by touching one.
I've read that they're equivalent to Fox News, is there any truth to that?
Nah, that's the Daily Mail. The Sun is more like if Playboy tried to pretend it was a newspaper.
Really? Huh, I thought the Daily Mail was supposed to be the more Liberal one (AKA Labor).

Sorry, I'm Canadian and I know next to nothing about British Journalism, only that The Sun is unbelievably stupid.
Naw, Daily Mail is fairly right wing, it does have a reputation for sensationalist headlines and general bigotry, racism, homophobia etc, however I'm going to say that having actually worked in a newspaper outlet, it doesn't really deserve it's reputation, at least compared to about half of the other papers on sale. Yes there was the whole Jan Moir nonsense, and of course the fact that everything gives you cancer and it's general boot-kissing of the Tory party.