Bungie Turns 15,000 Halo: Reach Cheaters Into Noobs

[KefkaCultist]

HAHAHAHA! I've been reading the comments on the forum post laughing when people commented with stuff like "Didn't know it was wrong to exploit the game"

pfft, idiots

 

[dududf]

A little bit slow to the punch on this article. Pretty sure it was in the forums yesterday.

That being said, better late then never.

 

[Anarchemitis]

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[kajinking]

This explains the unimaginably high ranked noobs I've been coming across the past couple of days. Should have known that guy wasn't a real LT Colonel when he got a K/D spread of -18 on SWAT boardwalk.

 

[Keepitclean]

That forum thread is downright amazing. If you've got a spare half an hour, flick through some of the replies.
<quote=Cheaty McCheatington> BUNGIE STANDS FOR BUTT-HOLES UNITED,GAAYY INTERCOURSE EXTREME
^Probably my favourite post from that thread so far. The imagination some of these crying kids have is amazing.

On topic, good on Bungie. It makes it all the more worthwhile for us legit players, and gives us a good laugh at those who tried to cheat crying about how they're going to sell Halo for Black Ops when it comes out.

Please link

When I read this article I loled. Cheaters deserve it for well, cheating.

 

[Uber Waddles]

Not hard enough. I think they should permanently ban them from playing the game, and have it tied to the Xbox and gamer tag. Period.

End of Story. If you cheat, get off the game.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

That forum thread is downright amazing. If you've got a spare half an hour, flick through some of the replies.
<quote=Cheaty McCheatington> BUNGIE STANDS FOR BUTT-HOLES UNITED,GAAYY INTERCOURSE EXTREME
^Probably my favourite post from that thread so far. The imagination some of these crying kids have is amazing.

On topic, good on Bungie. It makes it all the more worthwhile for us legit players, and gives us a good laugh at those who tried to cheat crying about how they're going to sell Halo for Black Ops when it comes out.

Please link

When I read this article I loled. Cheaters deserve it for well, cheating.

[link]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=49997802&postRepeater1[/link]

Lulz will ensue there. So many butthurt 12-year-olds.

 

[Wardnath]

<quote=Cheaty McCheatington> BUNGIE STANDS FOR BUTT-HOLES UNITED,GAAYY INTERCOURSE EXTREME
^Probably my favourite post from that thread so far. The imagination some of these crying kids have is amazing.

I just realised that there's no "N" in there. Where's the "N"?

Edit: I always find it hilarious that straight people over the Internet often spend more time thinking about gays than actual gays do. XD

 

[Blind Sight]

Quote of the day: "EVERYBODY WE HAVE RIGHTS TO SUE BUNGIE UNLESS WE GET PROOF! GOT ALL THE INFORMATION NEEDED TO DO SO AND ENOUGH COMPLAINTS AND WITNESSES!"

Unless we get proof? What...but...that...your argument...*head explodes over broken logic*

Bungie forums: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Cheaters never prosper. Remember that young grasshopper.

Cheaters do prosper, the trick is to not get caught.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Everyone go to the forum, read the bitching, its quite funny.

"I only glitched it like, 4 times"

"The fact is you glitched it idiots"

 

[MetallicaRulez0]

I wish other companies on the consoles would treat their games the way Bungie does. You cheat? Get banned, fuckwad. You're a douchebag? Get banned, fuckwad. You post pictures of penises in your file share? Get banned, fuckwad.

We need more companies that ban fuckwads, is the jist of what I'm saying I guess.

 

[Enkidu88]

Don't play many online games but I'm tempted to go pick up reach if only to support a company who actually prunes cheaters (unlike other companies I could mention).

 

[Deleted]

The tears.... they're delicious!!!

The forums are a comedy gold mine right now.

"put an f where the d is

DUCK YOU BUNGIE!!!"

 

[Narcoleptic1]

I think it's funny all these idiots are getting all butt hurt over this. One of Bungie's sayings on their website is "You have no rights. Play nice." And your going to be surprised and angry when they brain you with the Banhammer...jackasses.

 

[Blind Sight]

I take back my quote of the day, instead the winner is that girl who randomly shows up on like page 50. Immature guys try to troll her and she absolutely destroys them with comebacks. Much respect.

 

[Amnestic]

I'll admit I haven't played Reach yet, but aren't these credits only used for aesthetic upgrades with no effect on gameplay?

Why not just grind them naturally like everyone else? Is it really that big of a deal?

 

[NinjaTigerXIII]

I wish other companies on the consoles would treat their games the way Bungie does. You cheat? Get banned, fuckwad. You're a douchebag? Get banned, fuckwad. You post pictures of penises in your file share? Get banned, fuckwad.

We need more companies that ban fuckwads, is the jist of what I'm saying I guess.

I couldn't agree more

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

HA HA HA! I love the main Credit thread!

Typical Post before the Bannings: Yeah! Take that Cheaters!
Typical Post After the Bannings: *Random Strings of Profanities* GIMMEH MA RANKS WAHHAA!

Kids these days...

 

[Blind Sight]

I'll admit I haven't played Reach yet, but aren't these credits only used for aesthetic upgrades with no effect on gameplay?

Why not just grind them naturally like everyone else? Is it really that big of a deal?

It mostly comes down to 'choosing the right way, or the easy way.' Pretty clear that 15,000 people thought easy would work. Guess not.

 

[Nunny]

Quote of the day: "EVERYBODY WE HAVE RIGHTS TO SUE BUNGIE UNLESS WE GET PROOF! GOT ALL THE INFORMATION NEEDED TO DO SO AND ENOUGH COMPLAINTS AND WITNESSES!"

Unless we get proof? What...but...that...your argument...*head explodes over broken logic*

Bungie forums: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Cheaters never prosper. Remember that young grasshopper.

Cheaters do prosper, the trick is to not get caught.

Its not cheating if you dont get caught