Call of Duty Military Advisor Hates 12-Year-Olds

[BloodyThoughts]

Wait, he wont torture the foul mouthed 12 year olds?
GOD DAMMIT!

 

[thiosk]

Well justified. Teenagers are only slightly superior to pond scum, and pre-teens are damn right horrible.

 

[KaiRai]

Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year olds and shoves soap in their mouths...

Maybe they'll send Soap MacTavish...

Hey, everyone hates 12 year olds. Even retired army colonels have limits. Gratz on the guy though

 

[Logic 0]

That is easily 90% of the target market that he wants to put soap in the mouth of

EDIT: There probably isn't enough soap in the world

We can always replace the soap with a controller the message would still be the same.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I'd invite him over for a beer. Seems like a person I'd relate to.

They should just give him powers to kick the people he hates. After all, he did help create the game.

 

[Redratson]

Please for the love of god do it. Then go to CSS and do it there too.

And when that is done he can move on to Halo, and HalfLife mods.....hopefully

 

[Kelethor]

Could you maybe...actually do it? Please?

Oh, and after were done purging CoD of the un-worthy, can we move on to Left For Dead? please?

 

[molesgallus]

If there was any way of tracking people down in the real world, I would single-handedly put xbox-live out of business.

 

[duchaked]

I'd love to play kids like this in person
see if they're dumb enough to be such douchebags in real life lol

Possibly the best title for any article ever.

agreed hahaha

If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.

and mine

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year olds and shoves soap in their mouths...

Bungie already has that. It's called mute Ban. =D

 

[Necromancer1991]

until they build in a taser function into their headsets I'll be happy to crack jokes about how much I'm kicking their butts after I mute them!

 

[FaithorFire]

Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year old's and shoves soap in their mouths...

And slice of their hand's and tongue.

HAHA, that little typo ("of" instead of "off") gave me the wonderful mental image of this guy finding these little pricks and keeping a parts of their hand and tongue as trophies after he puts a boot up their ass.

 

[Withall]

If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.

Treyarch should have an elite squad of players whose job entails tracking these kids down in matches, and KICKING THEIR ASS.

I'd join that battalion. (If I even owned the game)

Amen! Where do I sign up? a

 

[Withall]

If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.

Treyarch should have an elite squad of players whose job entails tracking these kids down in matches, and KICKING THEIR ASS.

I'd join that battalion. (If I even owned the game)

Amen! Where do I sign up? Anonymity is not an excuse for acting like a douche!

 

[VeX1le]

What about quiet 12 year olds? i happen to like my brother.

 

[Quantum Star]

If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.

Treyarch should have an elite squad of players whose job entails tracking these kids down in matches, and KICKING THEIR ASS.

I'd join that battalion. (If I even owned the game)

Amen! Where do I sign up? Anonymity is not an excuse for acting like a douche!

To bad those kids don't think that way. CoD online is GIFT at its finest.

 

[Kelthurin]

Let's hire the man to have a crack at every popular FPS game with an online multiplayer mode.
Then, they might be fun again.

I actually got the bar of soap treatment when I was little. Makes me laugh a bit thinking about it now, heh.

 

[Giest4life]

I dont blame him, little kids that swears and think they are a god in any game makes me want to shove my controller up their ass. I wonder when the parents are going to step up and stop them from doing what ever they want.

They don't know....

I was having a discussion with a family friend of mine, and he was asking me about the advantage of the PS3 over the 360 (his son had both) and his son has been asking him to buy the Call of Duty MW2--his son being 10. I literally was at a loss for words, I only advised him to sit with his son during one of his Call of Duty sessions. The look of horror on his son's face was enough.

But the point is, parents don't have a clue what their little angels are up to. Not only are they idiots, but they are deaf, too.