Call of Duty Military Advisor Hates 12-Year-Olds

[The Journey]

I would pay him to put his boot up their arse. Also, to film it and send it to me so I could laugh my own arse off at the little bastards getting their comeuppance.

This guy gets many e-cookies and a hero rating from me that's for sure. If I ever met him I would shake his hand for what he said there.

 

[Lord Doomhammer]

Thats good, because I also hate twelve year olds. Frankly I'd be fine with locking everyone under 17 in some god forsaken daycare center till they reach the appropriate age.

 

[DoctorObviously]

I would clone this man and say: "Have fun beating them up, here's a shotgun to blow their balls off."

 

[Unknower]

Call of Duty has a military advisor?

My god, he must be absolutely terrible at his job.

He's main job is probably checking that small things are right, for example, that characters are wearing the right uniforms.

There's nothing wrong with that. Most people here probably wouldn't pay much attention to what he says about the gameplay if they were making a game.

 

[zombays]

What a champ!

 

[Blackjack 222]

I wish he wasn't joking.

 

[Kenko]

Mute is your friend, use it wisely!

 

[Something Amyss]

lolwut? The foul mouthed 12 year old is everyone who plays Call of Duty. Okay, almost everyone. Every other high schooler I know.

And honestly, not news. What company doesn't hate its consumers?

Okay, maybe Valve.

 

[GrymZero]

This man is my new hero. If only because I've dealt with my fair share of idiot man-children (and just plain children) since my online gaming debut. But I personally think that it's older people who grief younger players that need more of a boot up their ass. Like the one person that was harassing my little brother because he was on the same team as them in a Halo 3 match and he, being a very polite, very humble, and very shy 12 year old kid who is relatively new to the online gaming scene, wasn't doing very well when up against 18+ players who have had much more time to practice. My solution? Well, after the official channels of avoid and report, I got online, found the guy in a match, partied up, and proceeded to use my own 16+ years of gaming experience to obliterate him in every single match. Even if I lost in the long run, he was the one I went after.

 

[swytchblayd]

"Use all the expletives you want; when I show up you're going to have a big bar of soap in your mouth and a boot up your ass."

Best.
Comeback.
Ever.
XD

Twitchy 12-year-old twats are one of the reasons I never play FPS games online. I'd love to see a photo of one of these kids getting this sort of treatment, even if it was faked. Kinda reminds me of this one British TV show, where they showed a guy "literally" getting someone else's boot (and leg) shoved up his ass, and couldn't get it out afterwards XD

 

[sheogoraththemad]

why send soldiers to war? Send 12 year olds!

 

[Jfswift]

Please for the love of god do it. Then go to CSS and do it there too.

Heh, well CSS suffers more from grumpy teenage "elitists" who hate anyone with a K/D ratio lower than 1.0 (making that number up but you get the idea )

 

[ssgt splatter]

Amen LtCol., amen. I hate 12-year-olds too.
They shouldn't even be playing games like this anyway.

Screw the actual game's content, it's what they hear online that's the real issue.

 

[holographicman]

dont we all?

 

[Lullabye]

They should give him medals for each 12 year old with a boot up his ass found gagging up soap.

 

[TiefBlau]

Behold: The Internet Tough Guy.

 

[OceanRunner]

A fragranced soap would be the best kind. Those kids would sound a lot better.

 

[Alden Hou]

they should do what bungie did and autoban mike spamming

 

[C4N4DUCK18]

This man just made my day!I really wish we could beat kids like the good old days. Bars of soap, leather belts, steel toe boots...

Of course that's only if they're being complete douchebags and misbehave. Also, it's important NOT too hurt him to the point where he's injured or you leave marks. just enough to teach that little punk a lesson.