Dry Vodka Martini:
2 oz. Vodka of your choice (Don't skimp, get something nice.)
A dash of dry Vermouth
Ice
Shaker
Green Olives to garnish
Martini Glass, chilled.
First, put a DASH of the dry vermouth into a chilled martini glass, swirl it around the glass untill the sides are coated with the vermouth, and dump the remander in the sink. Then fill the Martini shaker with ice (An important piece of equipment. No savvy drinker should be without one) Add the 2oz. of vodka (or 3 if you want to go bold. you want to go bold, right?), cover and shake vigorously for about 30 seconds. Pour into the martini glass through a strainer, add as many olive as you want for garnish. Simple as hell and you'll feel like a boss drinking it.
Manhattan:
3oz. Bourbon
1/2 or 1 oz of Sweet Vermouth
Bitters
Maraschino Cherry to garnish
Manhattans are pretty sweet, but not in a froufrou way and are actually pretty masculine
Classic recipe calls for Canadian Whiskey, but so far I haven't come across one that wasn't crap. If anyone here does know of a good Canadian whiskey, please let me know cause I'm interested
Manhattains are built the same way as a Martini, but everything except the bitters goes in the shaker.
Fill the shaker half full of ice, add Bourbon (Makers Mark is good, but Knob Creek or Bullite is FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC), Vermouth, and maybe a dash of the Maraschino juice to taste, really up to you. Shake for about 30 seconds (A good indicator when shaking is frost forming on the outside of the shaker, if you got a stainless steel one, which you should.), Shake, then strain into that Martini glass. Add a couple of dashes of Bitters and garnish with a cherry. Good to sip slow while conversing with classy lady's.
A Rob Roy's the same thing, but uses Irish Whiskey.
Old Fashioned
I effin LOVE Old Fashioned's, but I'm not as familiar with the recipie so I'll let Rachel Maddow show you how...
Personally I'm fine with with a big slice of orange and some cherries muddled with the sugar and bitters, but whatever floats your boat, this looks pretty good, too.
And finally, something super easy, if a little labor intensive...
Greyhound
Vodka
Fresh Squeezed grapefruit juice.
The juice is the key to this one. You could use concentrate, but it's so much better with fresh juice.
Squeeze as many big assed ruby grapefruits as you can find into some kind of container, set aside.
Fill a tumbler or large Whiskey glass about 3 quarters up with ice, pour your Vodka in until it reaches about level with the ice, top it off with the juice and garnish with a slab of grapefruit. That's all. Salt the rim of the glass and you have a Salty Dog.
Great stuff and remember: Kids drink to get hammered. Men drink to drink.