Canada?

[The Shade]

Other than that Canada dosent do much else, they did get owned in WW2.

I... I don't... uh...

I'm not even sure where to start with that.

I just... I just can't deal with this right now.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Anywhere else in Ontario is boring (including where I live, Ottawa).

Yeah, I live in London, and it isn't that great. I've been to Ottawa before, though. I think it's a nice place. I especially like Byward Market. I wish I could have gotten a Beaver Tail when I was there. I hear they are a really tasty treat similar, yet better, to the Elephant Ear. That true?

geez you people need to get out, ontario is freaking awesome place to go and tons of cool stuff, go to algonquin park for a day or two and then say how crappy the province is

Ontario is "nice" but it's not very interesting. Toronto is maybe an exception. Living it Ottawa is pretty boring I must say. Although we do have Bluesfest, which is fucking awesome.

 

[lwm3398]

Admit it. It has one badass army.

On a more serious note, I like them. They haven't done anything bad, have they?

 

[ShawnRiles]

Guys, really Canada isn't that cold...Unless you live in the territories. I like it here, Alberta has good beef, Edmonton has a indoor waterpark and an indoor amusement park, one of the largest malls in the world, Vancouver is a really cool place to, fishing in the Pacific is beast.

 

[Uilleand]

Other than that Canada dosent do much else, they did get owned in WW2.

I... I don't... uh...

I'm not even sure where to start with that.

I just... I just can't deal with this right now.

LMAO....I had to just skip past it and pretend it never happened!! If you deny the stupidity, you can lull yourself into a nice state of bemused catatonia!! *plugs ears* Lalalalalalalaaaa....

 

[WorldCritic]

Only been to Canada once so I can't really say much, but didn't Bioware start there?

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

maple syrup and better cartoons......yeh

 

[tsb247]

I have never met a Canadian I did not like.

I rather enjoy my rather infrequent trips to Canada. Its a beautiful place to visit. I don't know much about Canada specifically though. I can't say that I have spent enough time there to really become familure with it or the people that live there.

 

[The Shade]

Admit it. It has one badass army.

Spoiler

Hey, think about it. Only a couple thousand people defending a country this big? You know they gotta be some bad-ass motherfuckers!

 

[lwm3398]

Admit it. It has one badass army.

Spoiler

Hey, think about it. Only a couple thousand people defending a country this big? You know they gotta be some bad-ass motherfuckers!

And to fuel such bad-ass fellows, what better than good ol' Canadian beer?

This thread is seriously making me consider moving...

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Admit it. It has one badass army.

Spoiler

Hey, think about it. Only a couple thousand people defending a country this big? You know they gotta be some bad-ass motherfuckers!

And to fuel such bad-ass fellows, what better than good ol' Canadian beer?

This thread is seriously making me consider moving...

Exactley as I planned, everything is advancing right on schedual...err I mean...beer...eh?

 

[cleverlymadeup]

they did get owned in WW2.

ummmm what the hell are you talking about? Canada was probly the most feared armies in both WW1 and WW2, the Germans called Canadian soldiers Stormtroopers cause they were so feared by them

Canada kicked some serious ass in WW2

 

[hortez the champion of the frozen wastes]

I live in Toronto so that's pretty much America with free health care and less boring money. Yeah I went there.

 

[hortez the champion of the frozen wastes]

they did get owned in WW2.

ummmm what the hell are you talking about? Canada was probly the most feared armies in both WW1 and WW2, the Germans called Canadian soldiers Stormtroopers cause they were so feared by them

Canada kicked some serious ass in WW2

Hahahahah! Bazing!

I already knew that but whatever.

Edit: They wanted the Canadian military to be the stormtroopers in Iraq, but he's busy.

 

[Border City Gamer]

To be honest, I've considered moving to Canada. I utterly hate this country, particularly the mindset of the people. It'd kinda either there or New Zealand. I've been to Canada and everyone seemed nice, plus I seemed to be considered attractive. Win win

It all depends on where you plan on moving to.

Unless you speak French, don't EVER move to Quebec, their government (less so now with Charest) actively tries to make the province 100% unilingual Francophones.

Toronto, forget about it, you might as well stay where you are, it's violent and has the reputation of being full of jerks. Yes, statistically speaking it does have less crime than other cities of its size, but it's municipal government makes up for that by being very pretentious. If you want to see how many things the word 'culture' can be a euphanism for, go to Toronto.

Anywhere else in Ontario is boring (including where I live, Ottawa).

The Atlantic provinces are pretty poor, but the lobster is cheap and they are fairly accepting of Anglophones and Francophones alike.

Forget the Praries, anything interesting already has.

Alberta is like the Canadian Texas, they dislike gays and are rich with oil (Alberta actually has more oil than Saudi Arabia, but it is in the form of Tar).

British Columbia isn't bad, it's a little bit like your California, but slightly less smug. It is full of drugs, drug violence and gangs though.

And as for the Arctic, you'd increase their population noticably if you moved there.

Anyway, I gues s that sums up my impression of the true North strong and Free.

I agree with MOST of the stuff you said, the one thing I'd like to add is that there is one other city in Ontario that isn't mind-numbingly boring: Windsor, we are close enough to Detroit so you can just hop on over to the states if you get to bored here. We have a pretty good music scene, (lots of local bands, this one is my favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imfjUrbsy-w) and we have the Windsor Spitfires reigning Memorial Cup champions. GO SPITS!

 

[911 fox]

Canada is a beautiful country and is why I have several cousins there.
-snip-

Does not compute... Are you saying you have cousins as a direct result of Canada's natural beauty?

Canada seems to be pretty cool, its what America used to be... You know before it changed.

It changed? (Sorry, I couldn't resist). It's a great country. I love how I can use both languages that i've learned since childhood. (French and english).

you can't use both languages in most of Canada people will yell at you and give you the finger if you speak English in Quebec the rest of canada doesn't know how to speak French ( i live in Quebec)

 

[quiet_samurai]

I lived there for two years when I was a lad and grew up no more then 25 miles from the border. So I know lots about Canada. I love it.

And maybe this is just an assumption, but Canadian girls like American boys.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Toronto, forget about it, you might as well stay where you are, it's violent and has the reputation of being full of jerks. Yes, statistically speaking it does have less crime than other cities of its size, but it's municipal government makes up for that by being very pretentious. If you want to see how many things the word 'culture' can be a euphanism for, go to Toronto.

Anywhere else in Ontario is boring (including where I live, Ottawa).

sorry there's a lot of cool things around Ontario, you just have to get out a bit and you will see them. tons of awesome place to go, such as algonquin park

British Columbia isn't bad, it's a little bit like your California, but slightly less smug. It is full of drugs, drug violence and gangs though.

yeah ppl in BC are smug and a lot of them are tree hugging hippies that don't really understand basic math and how democracy works.

they whined about Toronto getting a basketball team, so the NBA gave them one but it went bankrupt after a year or two cause no one went

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

they did get owned in WW2.

ummmm what the hell are you talking about? Canada was probly the most feared armies in both WW1 and WW2, the Germans called Canadian soldiers Stormtroopers cause they were so feared by them

Canada kicked some serious ass in WW2

Hahahahah! Bazing!

I already knew that but whatever.

Edit: They wanted the Canadian military to be the stormtroopers in Iraq, but he's busy.

Remembrance Day ceremony at school they were talking about how Canada won some of the most important battles of the war, invented ways of combatting nerve gas (oil soaked rags, or something like that, held over the face) and generally made the German's lives hard as hell.

Go us!

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Toronto, forget about it, you might as well stay where you are, it's violent and has the reputation of being full of jerks. Yes, statistically speaking it does have less crime than other cities of its size, but it's municipal government makes up for that by being very pretentious. If you want to see how many things the word 'culture' can be a euphanism for, go to Toronto.

Anywhere else in Ontario is boring (including where I live, Ottawa).

sorry there's a lot of cool things around Ontario, you just have to get out a bit and you will see them. tons of awesome place to go, such as algonquin park

British Columbia isn't bad, it's a little bit like your California, but slightly less smug. It is full of drugs, drug violence and gangs though.

yeah ppl in BC are smug and a lot of them are tree hugging hippies that don't really understand basic math and how democracy works.

they whined about Toronto getting a basketball team, so the NBA gave them one but it went bankrupt after a year or two cause no one went

HEY! I'm only smug when I'm right! Which is often. Because I'm awesome. So there. =P

Although you described half of the idiots I know around here so I can't really come down you too hard, but there are a lot of bright people around here too. And we aren't all on drugs, just the previously mentioned idiots, and the hippies.

Edit: Oops ment to put this in an edit. SORRY FOR THE DOUBLE POST! DON"T HURT ME PLEASE!