Canada!

[CorruptCor3]

The only thing I know about Canada is that it's America's hat.

Does that make America Canada's pants?

We are the head, where Canada is the hat.
South America is our pants.

Where's the torso?

 

[Cabisco]

n and all the tourguides and stuff are much happier than in America (in my personal experience, anyway)

It's that place thats kinda the USA though shitter in every way?

Okay i'm kidding, your one of my countries colonies?

Okay again with the kidding, Canadas just a country like any other and as far as I can make out, quite a boring one.

Not boring, just less publicized that America.

Okay I'll run with this ball you've given me. Tell me a couple of awesome things about Canada?

The tourguides, hotel managers, cashiers are usually more pleasant (my personal experience, anyway) and we are statistically more laid-back and live longer than Americans

That sounds nice, not awesome Makes it sound like a friendly 4 star hotel where nothing interesting happens but it's still... nice.

Come on, tell me some awesome things about Canada.

 

[CorruptCor3]

Ok...there is every kind of landform except tropical rainforest, so there's something for everyone and the drinking age is 18 in Quebec

 

[DPutna17]

Like most awesome countries, you've never really been involved in world wars?

Other examples: Switzerland, Ireland.

Um have you even heard of D-Day?

 

[CorruptCor3]

Like most awesome countries, you've never really been involved in world wars?

Other examples: Switzerland, Ireland.

Are you serious?

 

[Radeonx]

The only thing I know about Canada is that it's America's hat.

Does that make America Canada's pants?

We are the head, where Canada is the hat.
South America is our pants.

Where's the torso?

We don't need one.

 

[Mr Metzger]

My friend is from Canada and he hates Americans. I'm Irish by the way

 

[Tharwen]

You have a ridiculous number of vloggers on youtube. Why do you keep making them?

WHY?

 

[CorruptCor3]

The only thing I know about Canada is that it's America's hat.

Does that make America Canada's pants?

We are the head, where Canada is the hat.
South America is our pants.

Where's the torso?

We don't need one.

So it's like Chuck Norris...

 

[Cabisco]

Like most awesome countries, you've never really been involved in world wars?

Other examples: Switzerland, Ireland.

If I'm correct Canada was involved in WW2 longer than America. You know, because Canadians are much more Hardcore than the isolationalist Americans of the era

Hell, just checked, they beat the Americans to WW1 to. Go Canada.

 

[brodie21]

Spoiler: am i the only one who thought of this?

ok, ok, just kidding. i know a bit about canada. they have good hockey players even though their national sport is lacrosse. they had the majority of nhl teams until the expansions. and they have some pretty funny comedians

 

[Tenky]

Oh and most people associate Canada with Ontarians, which are indeed boring people.

I'd like to think we're known for our higher tollerence in liquor, or the fact that we could survive a month in winter without electricity (January 1998), Quebec fully powered by an unlimited amount of hydro-electricity, Or specificly how Montreal alone can rival hollywood in the CGI professionals, even just in game developing tallent.

 

[Grigori361]

Like most awesome countries, you've never really been involved in world wars?

Other examples: Switzerland, Ireland.

Actually well played a fairly large part in both World Wars, you know the "storm troopers" from star wars? The Germans made that term up to refer to us because they considered the the biggest bad asses in the allied army for both wars.

Of course the US has us outnumbered and outgunned by almost 100 to 1, so it's not like we can fight as much as a nation

 

[Grigori361]

Like most awesome countries, you've never really been involved in world wars?

Other examples: Switzerland, Ireland.

If I'm correct Canada was involved in WW2 longer than America. You know, because Canadians are much more Hardcore than the isolationalist Americans of the era

Hell, just checked, they beat the Americans to WW1 to. Go Canada.

Unlike the US Canada still has quite a loyalty to Britain for better or worse, if they go to war, we usually do to.

 

[Tenky]

Like most awesome countries, you've never really been involved in world wars?

Other examples: Switzerland, Ireland.

Canada has always been active in the only 2 world conflicts... so that would be a 100% ratio!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'm not American, but I feel like taking a shot at this anyway.

You all ride moose, instead of driving cars, and the only liquid for sale is maple syrup.

...Does I win?

Should the plural of moose be moose, mooses or meese?

OT: I'm English, so I'm not really ever in a position where I need to know about Canadia, but I do know that it's pretty much America, but with a lot of the bad stuff taken away, and colder.
Though Quebec, I can't think of a place I want to visit less, especially after hearing horror stories from my parents about their week in Quebec a few months before I was born, considering they described it as "America, but populated by the French."

Now I would go on to justify why this is bad, but it would kind of end up as a rant about the French people I have met, and it's A) Not offensive straight off the bat, but could easily be misconstrued as offensive, and B) Not related to the topic at hand, so I'm going to leave that one for later, when there's nobody around, at which point I still won't post it.

 

[Twilight_guy]

LRR is based in Canada, they have silly uniforms for their police and their is a maple leaf on their flag.Also, Greenland is near Canada.

 

[Grigori361]

Ok...there is every kind of landform except tropical rainforest, so there's something for everyone and the drinking age is 18 in Quebec

Actually that landforms is incorrect we DO have tropical rain forest (In BC)

also 90% of our population is within a few hundred Km of the US Border

 

[Grigori361]

I'm not American, but I feel like taking a shot at this anyway.

You all ride moose, instead of driving cars, and the only liquid for sale is maple syrup.

...Does I win?

Should the plural of moose be moose, mooses or meese?

OT: I'm English, so I'm not really ever in a position where I need to know about Canadia, but I do know that it's pretty much America, but with a lot of the bad stuff taken away, and colder.
Though Quebec, I can't think of a place I want to visit less, especially after hearing horror stories from my parents about their week in Quebec a few months before I was born, considering they described it as "America, but populated by the French."

Now I would go on to justify why this is bad, but it would kind of end up as a rant about the French people I have met, and it's A) Not offensive straight off the bat, but could easily be misconstrued as offensive, and B) Not related to the topic at hand, so I'm going to leave that one for later, when there's nobody around, at which point I still won't post it.

To quote a movie " She's a french Canadian, some days she wakes up and she's Canadian, but today she's obviously french, stay out of her way."

 

[CorruptCor3]

Ok...there is every kind of landform except tropical rainforest, so there's something for everyone and the drinking age is 18 in Quebec

Actually that landforms is incorrect we DO have tropical rain forest (In BC)

also 90% of our population is within a few hundred Km of the US Border

That's not a tropical rainforest. It's just called a rainforest. A tropical rainforest is like the ones in Brazil. Who taught you Canadian geography?