Canadian Hopes to Resurrect Dinosaurs With Chicken DNA

BoredKellon

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In Canada, milk comes in bags and dinosaurs come from chicken.

This brings a whole other dimension to which came first, the chicken or the egg.
 

IrrelevantTangent

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poncho14 said:
One more reason why Canada is fucking awesome. Although won't they die because of tempertures. Also will we be eating them? :D
Seconded. +1 respect points for Canada. I just hope we keep the Frankensteinian dinos that this project will be making small, lest we be overwhelmed by a dinosaur apocalypse. Jurassic Park wasn't meant to be a documentary, kids!

EDIT- Just read that the person mentioned in the article was the scientific consultant for the Jurassic Park movies, and if true, that's a very good sign, but we must be very careful. Keep the baby dinos in an area completely sealed off from civilians and the like, and keep a close eye on them. Take no chances. It's the only way to be sure.
 

Smagmuck_

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God and I thought us americans were stupid... Aperantly they never showed any of the jurrasic park movies in canada. What's next? Mammoth Chuhuhuas?
 

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NEXT UP: Canada attempts to revive CTHULU DESTROYER OF THE MULTIVERSE from small squid.

I hope this guy fails horribly, or we'll once again be subject to a bucket full of doomsday predictions, this time with "GOD WILL SEND ANUVVA COMET TO KILL DEM CUZ HE WANTED EM DEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE LOLOLOL"
 

Proteus214

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If it weren't for the fact that they could actually prove the theory of evolution correct with this, I would definitely be putting on my Ian Malcom leather pants and sunglasses for this one. Nature chose the dinosaurs for extinction; their time is over and we have no business bringing them back...also, is your mom single?