Cat Finds Tank, Brings Ruination

[Risingblade]

Thank God cats both fear and love me

 

[repeating integers]

I've always wanted a cat. Suddenly, I don't anymore.

 

[3AM]

Right right! Stop this now! This has gotten quite silly. Won't have any more felines driving tanks and shooting people. The end! Stop rolling camera.

Stop it![/QUOTE]

Expect a bucketful of points to be delivered to you for quoting Graham Chapman's campaign against military silliness.

OP: If we deploy large windows with the sun streaming in, creating warm, sunny spots perfect for napping, there might be a chance for our species to survive.

 

[Reaper195]

Oh shit! We really are all gonna die!


That was awesome. Why the hell are people like James Cameron/Michael Bay/Steven Spielberg/etc still making movies, and these people have to resort to the internet? I'd gladly spend money and spend an hour and a half watching cats in tanks.

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

What a cat-astrophe!

...
...
...Really?

No, really?

OT: Thens lets see if tanks beat aircraft.

 

[LessThanThreep]

I hope that a standard zombie apocalypse plan will do until humanity can come up with a decent counter attack.

 

[Tucker154]

Their is one thing that can save us all.

PUPPIES ATTACK!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Pfffft...just tickle their ears and they'll be fine.

Until you stop tickling them. Then they come after your breakfast.

Right right! Stop this now! This has gotten quite silly. Won't have any more felines driving tanks and shooting people. The end! Stop rolling camera.

Stop it!

 

[standokan]

All hail our new overlords!

 

[punipunipyo]

Wonder what Cathleen would say about this?

 

[Fursnake]

...and this is why my contigent of dogs can never have too many.

 

[FalloutJack]

Music taken from Kelly's Heroes...

I thought they already ruled us, though.

 

[Hucket]

Well this puts my rat commandos to shame...I mean we could hav taken a cat...but a cat tank? We're screwed D:

 

[LightOfDarkness]

Catnip.
WE WIN.

 

[AwesomeFerret]

We shall resist not just through dogs, but the power of Mustelids! They will hide amongst the cats, and strike when they least expect it! Viva la Mustelids! Ferrets, Weasels, Mongoose, Ermine, Okojo, they shall all resist! Mwahahaha! Who will stand with me in this?

I think I'm gonna get a second dog... just in case

Will you?

 

[dosp5]

This is why I am a dog person.

 

[EmpressZombiKitty]

I will now go and ask my cat if she would like me to re-fluff her bed, get her fresh water, and open a window. I must keep kitty happy... >.>

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Anyone recognize the music from Kelly's Heroes?

 

[F'Angus]

We shall resist not just through dogs, but the power of Mustelids! They will hide amongst the cats, and strike when they least expect it! Viva la Mustelids! Ferrets, Weasels, Mongoose, Ermine, Okojo, they shall all resist! Mwahahaha! Who will stand with me in this?

I think I'm gonna get a second dog... just in case

Will you?

I Shall join you my Mustelid Brother! To Victory!

 

[AwesomeFerret]

We shall resist not just through dogs, but the power of Mustelids! They will hide amongst the cats, and strike when they least expect it! Viva la Mustelids! Ferrets, Weasels, Mongoose, Ermine, Okojo, they shall all resist! Mwahahaha! Who will stand with me in this?

I think I'm gonna get a second dog... just in case

Will you?

I Shall join you my Mustelid Brother! To Victory!

The next step here is to gather supplies and forces so that when the time comes, we will be able to stand up on our own as an independent faction in the impending Mammalian War. But where to begin...?