Cat Finds Tank, Brings Ruination

[F'Angus]

We shall resist not just through dogs, but the power of Mustelids! They will hide amongst the cats, and strike when they least expect it! Viva la Mustelids! Ferrets, Weasels, Mongoose, Ermine, Okojo, they shall all resist! Mwahahaha! Who will stand with me in this?

I think I'm gonna get a second dog... just in case

Will you?

I Shall join you my Mustelid Brother! To Victory!

The next step here is to gather supplies and forces so that when the time comes, we will be able to stand up on our own as an independent faction in the impending Mammalian War. But where to begin...?

We're gonna need to unleash some scouts so we know when the Cats make another move... this is gonna take a lot of tiny cameras and Mustelid straps.

 

[AwesomeFerret]

We shall resist not just through dogs, but the power of Mustelids! They will hide amongst the cats, and strike when they least expect it! Viva la Mustelids! Ferrets, Weasels, Mongoose, Ermine, Okojo, they shall all resist! Mwahahaha! Who will stand with me in this?

I think I'm gonna get a second dog... just in case

Will you?

Aren't badgers and wolverines in that family too? Or are those the secret weapons?

Yep. Now you're thinking with polecats. Don't forget the Navy either. The Otter regiments shall attack from the depths!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

*Take off glasses*

Mother of god, help us.

 

[Fursnake]

We shall resist not just through dogs, but the power of Mustelids! They will hide amongst the cats, and strike when they least expect it! Viva la Mustelids! Ferrets, Weasels, Mongoose, Ermine, Okojo, they shall all resist! Mwahahaha! Who will stand with me in this?

I think I'm gonna get a second dog... just in case

Will you?

I Shall join you my Mustelid Brother! To Victory!

 

[lordlillen]

My legions of dog troops will push this menace into the sea!

OUR HAIR BALLS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

 

[Jake the Snake]

Was not expecting that. I lol'd very, very hard. I shall bow to our cat overlords.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

....They could have just stepped on it.

 

[Darzen]

The dogs will help us in our hour of need! Now if they'd stop licking their crotches to organize we may live though this... exept for the Chihuahua's.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

Aha, all I do is spray some pest begone around my house and cats will stay clear too. Now I will just relax and stare blissfully out the window at the cat in the .50 CAL machine-gun nest...

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OH SHI-

 

[iblis666]

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

May Death come swiftly to their enemies!

my theory is its just pissed off at humans for breeding its ancestors to be hairless

 

[bdcjacko]

Hairless cats are the devil.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

My legions of dog troops will push this menace into the sea!

OUR HAIR BALLS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

THAN WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE SHADE!

LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!

 

[Averant]

We shall resist not just through dogs, but the power of Mustelids! They will hide amongst the cats, and strike when they least expect it! Viva la Mustelids! Ferrets, Weasels, Mongoose, Ermine, Okojo, they shall all resist! Mwahahaha! Who will stand with me in this?

I think I'm gonna get a second dog... just in case

Will you?

Aren't badgers and wolverines in that family too? Or are those the secret weapons?

Yep. Now you're thinking with polecats. Don't forget the Navy either. The Otter regiments shall attack from the depths!

Treachery! FELINES! UNLEASH THE TITANS!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

You magnificent bastard, I read your book!

(I'm going to join the dogs and their allies against the Kitten invasion)

 

[odBilal]

A tank? I would have thought they would use a
*puts sunglasses on*
CATapult
YEAHHHHHHH!!!

 

[One of Many]

My legions of dog troops will push this menace into the sea!

OUR HAIR BALLS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

Then we shall fight in the shade!

 

[Hijax]

We have only one hope:

 

[SonofaJohannes]

Heh, cats are awesome.
Now excuse me while I build a bunker and hide in it for the next 60 years or so.

 

[ShadesOfGrey84]

The vid was pretty awesome, but it didnt look like the cat really enjoyed the making of it.
Not quite hating it or scared, but he did seem irritated. Watch the ears/face, if you know cats you know what I mean.