Caught having sex

[kannibus]

I was 15 and having a good time with a young lady who assured me that her old man was away for the evening. Imagine my surprise when I hear the front door open and stomping up the stairs.

Luckily the bedroom door was locked giving me enough time to dive out the window and for her to throw my clothes out after me.

Ah, for the days of silly youth.

However, I did get caught by my inlaws. My newly acquired wife and I, were, in the living room and things were going well. However, the doorbell rings and her mom yells that they're waiting. As such, we whip on our clothes as fast as possible i.e. I throw on my jeans and she pulls on some underwear and my t-shirt.

Answer the door all sweaty and her hair all messed up.

Her Dad: "What the hell?"
Me: "Uh..."
Her: (pissed off like no tomorrow): "We were screwing each other's brains out, what does it look like?"
Me: "..."

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Well, a few friends (and the rest of the schoolbus, to be exact) noticed me and my girlfriend getting a little handsy once. And then this other time, the same girl and I were caught doing things behind a tree. Yeah, we weren't all that discreet.

 

[team star pug]

I've never been caught.

And I've been with the same girl since I was 15.

So she still won't have sex with you? =P

I congratulate you, and leave this picture here.

 

[game-lover]

Coming from a person who has never had a girlfriend but is still completely logical about relationship mindsets.....

Why would you have sex in a house full of people with the doors unlocked? Does the excitement of being caught intrigue you, or are you just plain old stupid? And if it does intrigue you, then why are you ashamed and embarrassed when it happens? It seems like your asking for it to be honest.

Is it that hard to say your going over to a friend's house without telling them which friend? Then go to a motel or something so you don't have to be quiet?

Really how hard is it to lock the fucking door? Nobody wants to walk in or be walked in on. Also who the fuck does that while their mother is in the house?

Thank fucking God. I'm not alone. I mean, for heaven's sake.

 

[II Scarecrow II]

Well... It was 2am in the morning and I assumed all my housemates were asleep. When I woke up the next day, turns out two of them heard the entire thing and liberally re-enacted everything they heard to the rest.

I couldn't leave my room for two days for embarrassment.

 

[snyper101]

I've never even done it, never even had a girlfiend

We all know that feel bro. We just have to pray things will work out.

It's horrible.

Id like a girlfriend and stuff.


But from what I've seen, they always want attention, and shit.

Yeah, when I get a good job after uni I'll just buy one, I'm sure it will be much easier that way.

I'm sure amazon must sell some of these "female" things.

What, a fleshlight?

 

[Apollo45]

Erm, I've never actually been caught. I said in a previous thread about having sex on top of an unmuted Xbox mic with a few friends at the other end, but that's about the most of it. We can be goddamned sneaky though. We've had sex in a room with both of her brothers and no one noticed, and I've felt her up while we were playing video games with some of her friends... Hell, she gave me the beginnings of a hand job with her parents sitting next to us on the couch (large quilts are awesome, by the way). The first time I got to second base was sitting on the couch while her brothers played Halo. Still haven't ever been caught. In fact, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if her mom still thought we were virgins (my mom found a pack of condoms pretty early on, so I don't think she's under that notion).

Also, my roommate in subsequent years would have sex with me still in the room. Honestly, I didn't care as long as they were not loud enough to bother me with my headphones in. I always had to resist the urge to pop a few brews and say "Cheers!" to them.

Heh, my roommate did that once while I was watching an episode of BSG. I ignored it while it was going on, but as soon as they were done I grabbed a beer from the fridge and tossed it to them. He laughed for about ten minutes, she made me leave while she got dressed. Not that I didn't see her naked in the reflection on my computer... I deliberately turned the screen after that. Watching naked girls is awesome, except when they're having sex with your roommate. Then it gets awkward.

He would later go on to have sex with other girlfriends on the bottom bunk while I was on the top one. I would make a comment every time afterwards (a couple times I gave him high fives, until once he said I might not want to do that. Stopped after that time.)

 

[Berithil]

Can't be caught doing something you've never done........

 

[Roggen Bread]

OP: Take it with humor.
You see, I know it for a fact, that your mom already had sex.

Also: what the heck is wrong with your families?
I don't have a lock on my door, but people have to fucking knock if my door is closed.

But can't deny it got pretty close on some occasions.

 

[Haagrum]

Never been caught having sex, but it's been a very close thing a few times. As bad as a mother's intrusion can be, things get much more frantic embarrassing when the person doing the almost-catching is a police officer...

As far as housemates go - we had standing house rules in a place I lived in to prevent unwelcome arrivals awkwardness. Helped that we were friends going back to our school days. Generally, I'm not fussed if my housemates are going at it hammer and tongs, as long as I can still sleep at night - most people are usually happier and easier to deal with if they're getting laid semi-regularly.

Coming from a person who has never had a girlfriend but is still completely logical about relationship mindsets.....

Why would you have sex in a house full of people with the doors unlocked? Does the excitement of being caught intrigue you, or are you just plain old stupid? And if it does intrigue you, then why are you ashamed and embarrassed when it happens?

Logic tends to take a back seat in these things. Frequently, it's the thrill of the risk - the same reason why most people do illogical things for enjoyment. Often, it's lust and the moment. And then, sometimes, it's stupidity.

 

[Syzygy23]

I've never even done it, never even had a girlfiend

We all know that feel bro. We just have to pray things will work out.

God helps those who help themselves.

Which is a fancy way of saying God isn't going to do shit for you, so stop wastin' time on prayers and start taking shots of whiskey until the fear of rejection goes away and you start gettin' some!

 

[Eri]

Really kind've blows my mind how many people seem to have no problem fucking while their moms or dads are in the house somewhere. Seems a bit...like something you shouldn't be doing.

 

[Datsle]

Seems a bit...like something you shouldn't be doing.

Thats a quite common turn-on

And yes, by a few friends, at a party with a camera. First night with my ex girlfriend, But oh well, we were together for 4 years after that.

 

[mysecondlife]

Fuck little brothers, just fuck all of em!

Right on. A lot of them are annoying.

 

[Harbinger_]

Never been caught. Didn't have sex with my folks home and when I moved it wasn't a problem.

 

[Scarecrow]

My house just has an agreement. I leave her to do whatever she's doing, she does the same for me. Although there have been one or two occasions in which I've had to frantically leap out of bed/dress/untie my girlfriend at hyper speed because we were needed for various reasons.

....untie you say?

Spoiler: I must say...

Edit: Oh yeah, guess I should answer the question. No, I have never being caught...because I've never done anything. Go me.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Never by my folks, but one of my GFs sister walked in on us once, which really wasn't a big deal and she was oddly reluctant to leave.

 

[Vegosiux]

Okay, so there was that one time I nearly got myself kicked out of a sauna place (and no it didn't happen in an actual sauna room, I have no desire to force a cardiac arrest on myself)...

I have said more than most people should know. Just for the record, both people involved were in mid-twenties.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Fuck little brothers, just fuck all of em!

Right on. A lot of them are annoying.

and lock the door ;D

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I get so annoyed at my parents when they just walk into my room. Even if I'm not doing anything its my sanctuary. Get the hell out.