Well... I suppose that if you're outdoors, it's your own bloody fault if you're caught.
Totally worth it, though. *Nod*
Totally worth it, though. *Nod*
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Nope, never been caught. Then again, all my trysts have been in hotel rooms or in the privacy of her or my place.
There was a time one of their sisters was shocked to see my buddy and I in the living room the following morning (for all the wrong reasons) but that's a story for PM or an other time.
There was a time one of their sisters was shocked to see my buddy and I in the living room the following morning (for all the wrong reasons) but that's a story for PM or an other time.
I've been caught a few times by different parents. Once I had to go out a window and climb down a tree to escape a girl's mother. D:
I'd never been caught by my own mother, though. I was too smart for that!
Do it at their house or somewhere neutral. Never my place.
I'd never been caught by my own mother, though. I was too smart for that!
Do it at their house or somewhere neutral. Never my place.
Well I wasn't caught in the actual act (hell I'm not sure if "the act" took place) but one night in college I had a party while my roommate was out of town and ended up getting REALLY trashed at which point it seemed like a grand idea to have sex in his bed. Suffice to say the details are still a bit blurry (read: I blacked out) but he came home to find me and some girl ass naked in his bed covered up by the American flag that beforehand hung on his wall and covered in strawberry syrup from head to toe. I still to this day have no wordly clue exactly what happened.
Off topic: The captcha on my post is "great unwashed". Oh, the joy.
On topic: My girlfriend and I were trying to get in a quickie while my freshman year roommate was off in the shower. We didn't notice the shower go off and he walks in on us. Oops.
Also, my roommate in subsequent years would have sex with me still in the room. Honestly, I didn't care as long as they were not loud enough to bother me with my headphones in. I always had to resist the urge to pop a few brews and say "Cheers!" to them.
On topic: My girlfriend and I were trying to get in a quickie while my freshman year roommate was off in the shower. We didn't notice the shower go off and he walks in on us. Oops.
Also, my roommate in subsequent years would have sex with me still in the room. Honestly, I didn't care as long as they were not loud enough to bother me with my headphones in. I always had to resist the urge to pop a few brews and say "Cheers!" to them.
When I was 16 years old I had my first girlfriend and we made out all the time(Score!). Every time we did her little brother would run to their mom screaming "They're doing S.E.X!!!". At first she'd come and peak in on us in her room just to make sure we weren't going any further than making out. Eventually she stopped checking on us. So one day we were in my girl's room and we really were about to have sex for the first time. Her little brother walked in (we were allowed to close the door but not lock it, shut up) and saw us and went screaming to his mother that we were "doing S.E.X.". We weren't about to risk it so we hastily put our pants back on and went back to watching whatever we had been watching. Her mother didn't come to check on us but we never got to try again, we broke up soon after, and I was sexually frustrated for the next 6 years.
The moral of this story? Fuck little brothers, just fuck all of em!
The moral of this story? Fuck little brothers, just fuck all of em!
Never been caught, and my mother is one of those Chinese moms that doesn't understand privacy or personal boundaries. She walks right into my room when the door is closed all the time to nag me.
That's actually how my mom sounds sometimes.
My dad is a different story, he actually knocks and generally doesn't bother me.
My solution: Never do it when she's home.
That's actually how my mom sounds sometimes.
My dad is a different story, he actually knocks and generally doesn't bother me.
My solution: Never do it when she's home.
Me either but don't worry we can watch each others backs from satanists. Virgin alliance stand strong!
Me either but don't worry we can watch each others backs from satanists. Virgin alliance stand strong!Sean Hollyman said:I've never even done it, never even had a girlfiend
sorry forgot to quote!
I was never caught in the act, but pretty much was.
I was 17 and dating my first "serious girlfriend" ('cause you know, it is always serious in high school). Up until then, we had always done it while her mom was at work, but we locked the screen door just in case. See, her bedroom didn't have a lock. And we still remembered to lock the door. ;P Anyway, girlfriend lets me take her from behind for the first time and we're really into it, so we didn't notice her mom had come home early and couldn't get into the house. We were trying to go for round two by the time she came around to my girlfriend's window and started shouting at us to open the door.
I think that's the quickest we'd ever gotten dressed. See, her mom was a cop that always came home in full uniform with her sidearm and everything. Did I mention her mom had major temper problems and that my girlfriend and I never used any sort of birth-control back then? I was terrified. Her mom glares at me and tells me I should go. I had my shirt on inside-out, my girlfriend hadn't put her bra back on... it was pretty obvious what was up. Girlfriend tries to spin it by telling her we were admittedly making out without our shirts. Mom never says a word to me about it.
Funny thing is, I'm still friends with that girlfriend ten years later and am on great terms with her mom.
TL;DR: My first girlfriend and I kinda got caught (not in the act) by a mom coming home early, but we still locked a door.
I was 17 and dating my first "serious girlfriend" ('cause you know, it is always serious in high school). Up until then, we had always done it while her mom was at work, but we locked the screen door just in case. See, her bedroom didn't have a lock. And we still remembered to lock the door. ;P Anyway, girlfriend lets me take her from behind for the first time and we're really into it, so we didn't notice her mom had come home early and couldn't get into the house. We were trying to go for round two by the time she came around to my girlfriend's window and started shouting at us to open the door.
I think that's the quickest we'd ever gotten dressed. See, her mom was a cop that always came home in full uniform with her sidearm and everything. Did I mention her mom had major temper problems and that my girlfriend and I never used any sort of birth-control back then? I was terrified. Her mom glares at me and tells me I should go. I had my shirt on inside-out, my girlfriend hadn't put her bra back on... it was pretty obvious what was up. Girlfriend tries to spin it by telling her we were admittedly making out without our shirts. Mom never says a word to me about it.
Funny thing is, I'm still friends with that girlfriend ten years later and am on great terms with her mom.
TL;DR: My first girlfriend and I kinda got caught (not in the act) by a mom coming home early, but we still locked a door.
Unfortunately, the world is not missing that.Matthew94 said:And after you are done you can sell her on ebay!Sean Hollyman said:Nah I've heard bad things about the Amazon ones, things that make your skin crawl.Matthew94 said:Yeah, when I get a good job after uni I'll just buy one, I'm sure it will be much easier that way.Sean Hollyman said:It's horrible.Matthew94 said:Sean Hollyman said:I've never even done it, never even had a girlfiend
We all know that feel bro. We just have to pray things will work out.
Id like a girlfriend and stuff.
But from what I've seen, they always want attention, and shit.
I'm sure amazon must sell some of these "female" things.
Try ebay or Play.com instead, better deals. If all else fails..
That is what this world is missing, a slave trade where people who don't want the hassle of working to get a girlfriend can just buy one.
Coming from a person who has never had a girlfriend but is still completely logical about relationship mindsets.....
Why would you have sex in a house full of people with the doors unlocked? Does the excitement of being caught intrigue you, or are you just plain old stupid? And if it does intrigue you, then why are you ashamed and embarrassed when it happens? It seems like your asking for it to be honest.
Is it that hard to say your going over to a friend's house without telling them which friend? Then go to a motel or something so you don't have to be quiet?
Why would you have sex in a house full of people with the doors unlocked? Does the excitement of being caught intrigue you, or are you just plain old stupid? And if it does intrigue you, then why are you ashamed and embarrassed when it happens? It seems like your asking for it to be honest.
Is it that hard to say your going over to a friend's house without telling them which friend? Then go to a motel or something so you don't have to be quiet?
Really how hard is it to lock the fucking door? Nobody wants to walk in or be walked in on. Also who the fuck does that while their mother is in the house?
I did once, gay sex to. ************ broke my lock to use my bathroom and was absolutely wasted and though i was with a woman and asked to join then told me I was an evil ****** and left... i tracked him down and got the money to fix my door then never saw him again, likely for the best.
Like 20+ people looked in as well as him but they applauded because apparently we make a cute couple.
So there is MY embarrassing story, I think it is the only time I have been found out doing any sort of sex act winch i wish was the same for my father who i have caught masturbating 4 times all FAR more scaring
Like 20+ people looked in as well as him but they applauded because apparently we make a cute couple.
So there is MY embarrassing story, I think it is the only time I have been found out doing any sort of sex act winch i wish was the same for my father who i have caught masturbating 4 times all FAR more scaring