Changing my name (Yes I'm serious)

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RaikuFA

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Lionsfan said:
RaikuFA said:
Change it to Trash Boat, then you'll get into a fight with a time traveling rock and roll has been named The Urge, who's upset that your name has taken all of his fame.

I'm a little upset that it took 6 pages for someone to bring this up.

Also, I can't help but think that the first part of that episode is exactly how things are gonna play out for the OP. Although I suppose the second part could happen too
It depends on what part of the world they live in. Though a guy tried to name his child Facebook and another Like after the Facebook button.

Also just a great episode overall.
 

CardinalPiggles

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I'd say Mithos Yggdrasill. Sounds awesome. If I were ballsy enough that would be something I would consider changing my name to.

Also, why do people feel the need to try and change his mind? It's not your name he's changing.
 

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Well, for first names I like the look/sound of Siefer or Mithos. For last names, Cruxis, Almasy and Kaiba all seem good. So I'd say go for Siefer Almasy. Second vote would go for Siefer Cruxis if I can do that.
 

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Why is everyone having a fit over it? It's pretty cool that he's change his name and if he needs his old one back he can change it again. And Australians aren't as anal as Americans or Brits and our economy is less so in the tank, the employers will probably even find it amusing.

Y'know, if he didn't already have job.

OT: Legato Kaiba sounds alright. To be honest all the first and last names seem to clash quite a bit.
And the Tree of Life is just a bit presumptuous dontcha think? lol.
 

chozo_hybrid

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Do what you want, your money, your name, your life. I'd go for Legato though - Huge Trigun fan!

Have you considered keeping your old last name, after all, it's the one thing that gets passed down a family line for years and years (If you have kids and they have kids and so on.) but then again, I don't know your family situation. Just do what makes you happy, ignore all the negative posters here. I bet a good chunk of them wishes they had the guts to change their name to something they really like.

Captcha: Haters gonna hate - Somehow appropriate for this thread, weird.

hermes200 said:
You decide to change your name, and those are your options?


At least change it to Max Power. Is as ridiculous as some of the ones you mention, but most likely to pass as a real name.
Farcry 3 Blood Dragon went with it as the main characters name, first thing I thought of was that Simpsons episode.

EDIT: Got that wrong, it was Rex Power Colt, still funny though.
 

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I vote Seifer. Names that begin with a title tend not to be very successful, and Seifer is probably the only one on that list that is a passable real name in my opinion.
 

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i would say don't change your name, it will come back at you, even if you don't foresee it. but if you'll still going to change it, i choose 3 or 5. the others would stick out too much and wouldn't be that great as a name. fuck, you could name yourself cloud strife and have a better name.
 

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Whatislove said:
I have been thinking about it for a looooong time
Not long enough, that's for sure. Could you introduce yourself as Darth or Prince with a straight face, or without inspiring ridicule from everybody? I mean, apparently you can't even get away with it in The Escapist, let alone in real life.
 

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Whatislove said:
I just had to say two things, 1) is you crazeh? 2) Thank you for doing this to yourself and not to any child you might have. I've always been an advocate of "if you like the name, then you have it".

On topic. I'd go with 4 then 3.

They both kind of sound like names and if questioned on them you could always just pull the "my parents are dyslexic/some crazy language ... like Yiddish" card.

Also might want to consider the implications of a name such as those, "I now pronounce you Mr and Miss's Vegeta" and nobody will be able to pronounce "yggdrasill". Doing it for teh lolz or YOLO could make things a ***** for a couple of months.
 

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Jamash said:
You should go with Prince Vegeta, then in a few years time if you get fed up with it being named after a cartoon character, you can change your name to a random symbol and be known as The Regional Manager Formerly Known As Prince Vegeta.
Hahahaha, that gave me a great laugh


ccdohl said:
Ummmm . . .can we get an idea of the tattoos you will have? I mean, is there a theme?

Mix and match though, in my opinion. Darth Vegeta would be pretty sick. I bet there is already fanart somewhere of that.
Ok where to start:
I won't list specific locations, I will just give you an idea of what I have
Majin Super Vegeta
Saiyan royal crests
Old republic sith empire symbol
Cruxis crystal
Cruxis Crest
General Beatrix from ff9
The rain card from cardcaptor sakura
The power card from cardcaptor sakura
The elyos symbol from Aion
The forsaken crest from WoW
Sailor mercury
Starmie
Butterfree
Mewtwo
Gengar
Gladiator crest from aion
rogue crest from wow
an evil ganondorf triforce
the pokemon psychic symbol
Green ranger power coin and dragonzord
A few word in yevon script (ff10) and lots of other text/quotes
There are more but I'll leave it there.
 

JayRPG

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ccdohl said:
Related question, how do you pronounce Yggdrasil? I'd say go with number 5, unless you can't pronounce it.
From Tales of Symphonia it is pronounced ~Mee-thohss yig~drah~sill~
 

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I think you're crazy OP. But in terms of crazy things one can do in life, at least this doesn't involve farm animals or long, expensive prosecutions.

So!

I would stay away from the first two if I were you. Having a title as your first name would strike me as odd. But whatever floats your boat. The last three seem reasonably cool. They don't mean anything to me whatsoever, but the third and fourth ones seem pretty cool. No clue how to pronounce the fifth one (even after your post right above this one).
So go for it, like you said, you can change it back if it doesn't work out.
 

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Whatislove said:
Jamash said:
You should go with Prince Vegeta, then in a few years time if you get fed up with it being named after a cartoon character, you can change your name to a random symbol and be known as The Regional Manager Formerly Known As Prince Vegeta.
Hahahaha, that gave me a great laugh


ccdohl said:
Ummmm . . .can we get an idea of the tattoos you will have? I mean, is there a theme?

Mix and match though, in my opinion. Darth Vegeta would be pretty sick. I bet there is already fanart somewhere of that.
Ok where to start:
I won't list specific locations, I will just give you an idea of what I have
Majin Super Vegeta
Saiyan royal crests
Old republic sith empire symbol
Cruxis crystal
Cruxis Crest
General Beatrix from ff9
The rain card from cardcaptor sakura
The power card from cardcaptor sakura
The elyos symbol from Aion
The forsaken crest from WoW
Sailor mercury
Starmie
Butterfree
Mewtwo
Gengar
Gladiator crest from aion
rogue crest from wow
an evil ganondorf triforce
the pokemon psychic symbol
Green ranger power coin and dragonzord
A few word in yevon script (ff10) and lots of other text/quotes
There are more but I'll leave it there.
I have the symbol of the Illidari - the green symbol you see on the flags at the Black Temple - on my right bicep, and the Thieves Guild diamond symbol on my spine, between my shoulderblades. I must say I'm impressed by your Forsaken crest; I'd love to see it.
I like my tattoos more subtle, so I'd not get such an elaborate design done. Maybe a tattered Lordaeron crest.
 

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I am deeply saddened by the fact your username is whatislove and Haddaway is not on that list

Nevertheless, 4 would be my first choice.
 

redmoretrout

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I'm pretty sure this is a poorly executed joke, no one over the age of twelve could possibly think this is a good idea.
 

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Whatislove said:
We've already gone over employment, I'm 23 this year and currently earn 91k a year + bonuses in a regional manager position so let's just let it go.
So you are 100% certain that you will want to work in this same position for the rest of your working life, and that you will be able to keep that position despite the countless possible factors which may terminate you from this position? Sorry, but if you are 100% certain of both these things then you are wrong.

Even if you do change your name back later on, if a potential employer does a background check on you and sees that you have changed your name twice, that is not going to be interpreted as a positive thing in any way.

The others are pretty damn awkward enough but if you decide to name yourself Prince Vegeta then I hope you don't like the company of other living human beings because that is social suicide.
 

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How about Dave? Or go crazy and change it to Bob. But if I had to choose the least awkward from your list, I'd go with Siefer Almasy. But seriously: Be brave, go Dave!
 
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I wouldn't recommend any of those.

Not because of some "it will ruin your life" crap but because they're lame.

I mean Prince Vegeta? That's just horrible.

If you absolutely have some sort of obsession that will force you to get one then I'd pick Siefer Almasy, not because it's "normal" but because it sounds the coolest.

I'd still recommend you pick something else though.
 

Karhukonna

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I hope you get the spelling right when you apply for this name change. Just... The pic says Siefer, is all.

Anyways, even though I don't exactly agree with your idea for a name change, I'm still gonna vote for Seifer. It's the most normal name out of them all. Don't go with Darth anything, please. It will probably make you a laughing stock.