Whatislove said:
Long story short, I hate my name and I?m super nerdy, so as well as covering myself in nerd tattoos I am going to legally change my name to one of the names pictured.
Alright, I'm not gonna lie here, buddy. What I'm gonna list isn't on your list. And, to be honest, it's a reference to a japanese porn mag. But, when you hear the name, I think you'll agree that it's awesome.
Change your name to Dick MacNamara.
DICK. MACNAMARA.
Sure, you could wuss out and say, "Well, I'll just use Richard for the first name," but NO. Use Dick MacNamara. Just imagine that on your passport. You walk into the airport, hand your passport to the TSA agent (Just for my sake, we'll assume you're American), and that guy looks at you and says, "Dick MacNamara? Is that... Is that even real?" And you now have the right to look that punk in the face and say, "Too goddamned right, BOY."
You'll be too manly for them to search. Oh, and for added emphasis, become as ripped as possible, and perhaps become a porn star. BAM! Name change and career counseling, all in one epic package. DICK MACNAMARA FOR THE WIN.