Every Call of Duty mainstay character. I'm talking Cpt. Price (and his stupid fucking mustache), Soap, Ghost, Ramirez, Woods, Makarov, Mason, Hudson, Dragovich, and Menendez. Fuck all of them. I know a lot of us here laugh at CoD campaign stories, but some people legitimately LOVE these characters and I honestly can't not see why. So many of them literally have no REAL goals, especially the fucking 'villians'.
Makarov. Let's just start here shall we? Before "No Russian" he is a known extremist and "apprentice", if you will, to Zachiev from CoD4 (the apprentice of previous villain = new villain is such a cop out too). And the plan of 'No Russian' is to shoot up a Russian airport killing hundreds of civilians, murder a colleague which he knew all along was CIA, to coax the Russian government to declare war on America.
Problem #1: KNOWN EXTREMIST SLAUGHTERS HUNDREDS IN AN AIRPORT AND NOT ONE CAMERA IN PLACE SEES HIM. B.S.
For the remainder of MW2, he doesn't do much else aside of attacking a prison island with an entire private army, just to assassinate Cpt. Price who got captured... How? Nvm. The focus shifts over to fighting a rogue American General who believes he used Makarov and plotted 'No Russian' all along, but that is debunked later in MW3 'No Russian' was Makarov all along, no one uses Makarov cause he's a mastermind. Such a Mastermind, that after the Russian advance in the US is forced to retreat he SOMEHOW plants gas bomb trucks all over Europe, and after detonation, takes control of the entire Russian Army is invading ALL OF EUROPE within hours. He then kidnaps the Russian President and then does nothing with him.. And all of this leads up to what?! Nothing. It's all just a show that 'one man's will can spin the world into chaos'..
Problem #2: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF ANYTHING HE JUST DID?!
This man has no goal. No end game. A Gigantic master plan that does nothing but just prove that he's just a big dick. He's not the fucking Joker. If the whole point was to Coup Russia and then take over the world, it would make a little more sense.
Menendez. I didn't really pay all that much attention to the back story of BlopsII, but jist I got was he's upset cause American black ops agents kill his sister, and now he plots to destory America by hacking all of the USA's high tech unmanned drone army and floating them over China until he orders them to attack. If they attack, China holds the US responsible and World War III, again, I guess.. Except in my ending, He intentionally self destructs all of the drones, gets arrested, breaks out, kills Woods, then goes to the grave of his sister and commits suicide by igniting himself on fire.... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF EVERYTHING HE JUST DID?!
This is getting far too long.. In short, all of the other characters are just lame, and for Ghost? Why do people want him back? he didn't do anything, he was just some guy with a skull stylized balaclava.
I'm done.