Characters you reckon have literally ZERO fans?

StarStruckStrumpets

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Dennis from Clock Tower 3.

If anyone has finished the game, you'll know that:

His death was so anti-climactic it was actually funny.
 

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Mr Resetti from the Animal Crossing series. I've never actually played the game myself, but I've watched other people play it and ... lordy.
 

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buy teh haloz said:
Aquaman. nuff said.
Read the OP!

bobblesmcflop said:
Mr Resetti from the Animal Crossing series. I've never actually played the game myself, but I've watched other people play it and ... lordy.
Oh god, good choice

StarStruckStrumpets said:
Dennis from Clock Tower 3.

If anyone has finished the game, you'll know that:

His death was so anti-climactic it was actually funny.
Agreed

Travisxe said:
Desmond Miles from Assassin's Creed 1 & 2. The parts where you play as him are SO boring. In AC2 you spend hours and hours freerunning and killing in the past; and then, when you become Desmond again, the Assassins act like you don't know how to walk and they need to teach you how to flip switches.
Ha, yea i dont see him having a huge fanbase

Bullsquid said:
Luka from Bayonetta.

Hmm.. Im sure theres someone out there lol
 

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madmatt said:
coxafloppin said:
Triffid said:
coxafloppin said:
Triffid said:
SantoUno said:
Tinkle from the Zelda games, ugh.
Tingle rules

-this game is better than any other Zelda game in the ENTIRE Zelda series (and no I'm not trolling. I genuinely found this game to be better)
That....Thats....Thats an ACTUAL game??
Not only that, it has a sequel in Japan (though it has not been confirmed for Europe). You see, Rosey Rupeeland was only released in Japan and had an English release in the UK. It has never had a US release. The sequel is currently only in Japanese.

Oh, and the game is better than any game that that mute pussy-whipped elf, Link is in
Wow, i live in the U.K so it must not of sold very well.

I am actually a huge Zelda fan though.
Improved

On second thoughts, I amend my choice to this photo. (insert scream). That isn't just a glitch or annoying. That is geninely creepy. It's like if you stare at his face too long a little mistachioed pedo who needs to blow his nose in an elf suit will come along and kidnap you.
Singularly Datarific said:
coxafloppin said:
razer17 said:
Furburt said:
Raiden. Why the fuck does anyone like Raiden?
I... Like Raiden. I thought he was actually sort of cool.
I thought he had fans out there!
Donttazemehbro said:
rokkolpo said:
definitly this guy.
unless youre gay, you might like him if youre gay.

THATS A GUY!!?!?!?! thats just disgusting
I am about as disgusted as you are my friend :(

Sion_Barzahd said:
How about resident evil 4? that 2ft tall arrogant napolean impersonator!
I get the feeling the people who created him didnt like him.

Pegghead said:
Simon Belmont

I dont know who that is, but i allready dont like him.

Triffid said:
SantoUno said:
Tinkle from the Zelda games, ugh.
Tingle rules

-this game is better than any other Zelda game in the ENTIRE Zelda series (and no I'm not trolling. I genuinely found this game to be better)
That....Thats....Thats an ACTUAL game??
It's from japan. What did you expect?
Fair point my friend.
 

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I can't figure out why anyone likes Ghost from MW:2. He has a skull on his mask and he shoots things. Terrific.
 

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
I can't figure out why anyone likes Ghost from MW:2. He has a skull on his mask and he shoots things. Terrific.
But duuuuuuuuuuude! He tortures people with a car battery and has a skull mask! That's so awesome! He doesn't fuck around and is so hardcore!

That's what my brothers and I figure, at least.
 

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
I can't figure out why anyone likes Ghost from MW:2. He has a skull on his mask and he shoots things. Terrific.
Anyone who has a skull on there mask is A-OK by me.
 

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Call4Duty said:
Zeromaeus said:
Call4Duty said:
Well, from the way you phrased the title, the first thing I thought of was Zero (from Mega Man Zero, etc.)
He has literally Zero fans.
You're looking to get stabbed to death in a dark alley, aren't you?
Zero was my favorite Mega Man character. Period. In every incarnation he was ever in. (No, Mega Man was never from space or on the internet, those games don't exist!)
...
Unlikeable character?
Uh...
Silver the hedgehog.
Slippy.
Pigma.
Navi.
Tatl.
The Owl. (you know the one)
Headcrabs.
Medusa Heads. (Castlevania)
...
No fanbase?
The third NPC you talk to in Ultima 4. It doesn't matter who you talk to either.
No, believe me, I love Zero, and am not looking to get stabbed in a dark alley. What I meant was that fans of Zero would be called "Zero fans," and thus Zero has "Zero fans," because ALL of Zero's fans are fans of Zero. Get it?
Yes yes. Someone already pointed out my prolific lack of humor.
Wait.
You're still alive?
That means...
...
Well, damn.
 

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Dickface McGee from Half Life 2: Episode Two. Y'know, that Magnusson guy. Was it Magnusson? Am I making some name up?

Stay tuned, Escapist.

EDIT: Yeah it was Magnusson. Fuck that guy.
 

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PJ from Ace Combat Zero.

He's the second wingman you get in the campaign and he flies an F-16.

After the battle of Avalon, I thought, "Oh, THANK GOD!"
 

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Tuddle said:
coxafloppin said:
Okay, so everyone on this site dislikes Edward Cullen, and some of us like to poke a bit of fun at Aquaman, but they do have there fans (i like Aquaman for example).

But my question to you is what characters do you reckon have litteraly ZERO fans?

Post pictures in spoiler tags to keep it tidy!

Im going to go with Hsu Hao (Mortal Kombat Kharacter)


My reason: He looks like a cyborg bus driver.

Your turn

GO!
You!
Oh I Am Sorry. I Just Had To Say That As A Joke.
I actually don't know you on this site yet.
HEY!...That hurts :(

Ph0t0n1c Ph34r said:
LewsTherin said:
FOOOX! GET THIS GUY OFF ME! Thanks, Fox, I-FOOOOOX! GET HIS GUY OFF ME!
Damn little frog. I would always kill him in the begining of each mission just so I would have to hear his voice.
Ha, my friend allways did this too.

thenoblegaunt said:
Characters in any Uwe Boll movie, or Uwe Boll for that matter.
I had a feeling he would be mentioned somewhere.
Acidoctor said:
Master Chief!
Quick! Activate your flame shield!

TheGreatCoolEnergy said:
This thing from L4D2:

Awww! Can we keep it?
 

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IM from america, and i love gaz. i also loved the griggs. griggs kicked all amounts of ass. so fuck anyone who didnt like them.
 

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Most of the hostile creatures in doom 3, as in all of them; in particular the cherub. Who the fuck could like that thing man? I mean, they're cool in, like, a "woah, that shits hardcore" kind of way, but...



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