Characters you reckon have literally ZERO fans?

CD-R

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Ph0t0n1c Ph34r said:
Moria Brown from Fallout 3. When I found that the nuclear explosion occuring literally 20 vertical feet next to her didn't kill her, I went on a rampage. Killed her and everyone else in Underworld.
No way Moira has an awesome midwestern? accent, and is so unbelievably nonchelant about everything. Shes probably the only memorable charecter in Fallout 3.
 

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Hidetoshi from Persona 3.
Who?
Exactly. Not a single person knows who he is, except for those who do, who know he's a self-righteous prat with stupid eyebrows. There aren't enough people who know who he is for there to be anyone who likes him.
 

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LimaBravo said:
Tom Nook from Animal Crossing.
What's wrong with him? Considering the citizens are irritating hanger-ons that leave for no reason as if they were bi-polar, the candidates for favorite character are: Tom Nook (buys everything and lets you upgrade your house), Blathers (is the spokesman for the museum and nothing else), Blather's sister (lets you draw inappropriate stuff on the sky), the porcupines (lets you buy clothes and design your own), Tortimer(an old guy that you never see), Rover (another guy you never see), K. K. Slider (he gives you free music when not being a racist joke), the chameleon or walrus at the insect and fishing tournies (let you get sick revenge on hard to catch animals, and that's about it), Redd (sells you overpriced crap, and the only good things have a chance to be fake), the 3 morons at the post office (1 you never see, 1 is a b****, and another is normal but doesn't do much in the first place), the raccoon twins (same as Tom Nook), Gulliver (I rarely see him anymore, and he just gives me crap), that ghost guy (weeds the place, and that's it), any of the holiday characters (the peacock is gay, Jack makes me run through a minefield that alienates me from the civilians even more to find him, the turkey is ok, the Easter Bunny is one of the few characters that made me laugh, Rudolf is easy enough to scam, and the snowman...I hate him), any of the nameless idiots in the city (they're even more useless than the normal characters), and the last one I feel like mentioning: that otter in the museum (no idea what he does, but it's probably useless).
So, ya, compared to the rest, Tom Nook isn't that bad.
 

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The Anti-Graffiti Task Force Officers in Marc Ecko's Getting Up.
The random hired thugs in Red Ninja:End of Honor.
The Vigridian civilians in Bayonetta.
The hapless Greek citizens in God of War.
Characters for whom there is no erotic art of.

Reading some of the other posts (Lara Croft...really, now? If that were true, there would have been no market for Tomb Raider: Anniversary or Underworld to begin with.), I think that some people here are failing to understand the topic here. It's about characters with no fan base to speak of, not ones who you personally dislike.

Even the Blue Slimes in Dragon Quest had enough fans to get a stand-alone game.
 

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Collete from TOS. Seriously. OH IM SORRY I JUST TRIPPED AGAINZ AND MIRACULOUSLY FIXED SOMETINGZ. YOU LIKE? Except the final anime cut scene though, involving her and Lloyd, which was rather marvellous. ;p

Or Emil, from TOS: Dawn of the New World. In fact, Emil it is. Twat on legs. Collete incarnate with bits of Link thrown in there. I'd rather stab myself in the face repeatedly than have to bother with that dire piece of crap.
 

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Queen Anora from Dragon Age--I'll wager EVERYONE wanted to kill that *****, regardless of moral standing.
 

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TheDoctor455 said:
Hmm...
I'm going to go with Elika from Prince of Persia (2008)... or possibly...
You lose. :) I'm a fan of Elika.

LeonLethality said:
Cloud from FF7 how could ANYONE like a flat no personality character?
I could. I'mma fan. :)

I'd say, The Penguin ala, Batman.


I have yet to see anything redeemable about a short fat man with an aristocratic complex. I can hardly imagine any Batman fans go nuts over him either.
 

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Hazmatdeath said:
The cops from Earthbound are total pricks, not only do they build a somehow immovable barricade in southern Onett (which they acknowledge) but to get them to lift it the pricks take you to a back room to fight five of the toughest cops. Now tell me this, why do five expert cops, who are adults, assault a kid in a secluded room? It's all very fishy and disturbing to me.
Two things; Props for referancing Earthbound. :D

Props for a gif of a goofy con! That thing made me laugh, and I totally needed a laugh! :D
 

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Phoenix Arrow said:
TheDoctor455 said:
hmm... pick any one of the villains/support characters from the Tomb Raider series.
Pfft. Pierre and Larson made the first Tomb Raider game. Her attitude towards the male characters in that game is what made her a "feminist icon". She was the first female lead that was strong and independant, without being a mega *****. The massive tits kind of belittled that though.
Yeah... but in the original game, she had very little actual dialogue with any of the other characters... so we don't really get a whole lot of that. And the remake skullfucked the whole "feminist icon" thing by making Laura a complete ***** with implants. And all of the supporting characters had even more stereotypes and cliches stapled to them.
 

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rokkolpo said:
definitly this guy.
unless youre gay, you might like him if youre gay.

I sort of liked him. Sure he's not exactly dripping masculinity, but he's (IMO) one of the few really interesting characters in FFXII (The other being Balthier, of course). He had so much potential to be an interesting main character, but they stuck him in the middle of one of the most boring FF stories ever and turned him from a main character into the dude who's just along for the ride.

I'd say the announcer from Ridge Racer 6.
 

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I guarantee you, Blanche Mastien has not one fan in the world.

I was just showing Stinkychops her terrifying face on another thread:

 

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The Austin said:
rokkolpo said:
DarkSaber said:
rokkolpo said:
definitly this guy.
unless youre gay, you might like him if youre gay.

Say what you want about but him, but at least he ain't Squall fucking Leonheart
i liked him in kingdom hearts 1/2

he was pretty badass there. also there they never mention his name is squall just leon or leonhart.
Actually if you beat him in the Dual when you first meet him, some ninja chick walks over and says "You're losing it Squall!"
yeah that's true. they even mention it more times then that.

i seemed to have forgotton. and i did.
 

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CrysisMcGee said:
Shanecooper said:
Jar Jar Binks?
You sir, win this thread.

I'd say Midichlorians.
I agree with bot, but the one that dosen't deserve a single fan got to be Anakin Skywalker from Episode 2 and 3. The only people who could like him are fangirls with fantasies that would traumatize a rational being for years.