Male or female, serious game or goofy game, my characters are always, ALWAYS "Beast Handbone." Of course, there is a story behind this name, which, simplified, goes like this: I was creating an Oblivion character oh-so-long ago and wasn't taking the character creation very seriously. Upon approaching my name, I jokingly said "BEAST!" My brother, whom was in the room, inexplicably replied with "hambone!"
"Hambone?!" I exclaimed. At which point he said, for some unknown reason, "no, no... hand-bone," while waving his hand in my face, wiggling his fingers. Thus, Beast Handbone was born.