Check your pockets
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OT:In my pajamas.... so nothing.
Usually I have:
Keys, cellphone, wallet(id,bankcard,cash,condoms,library card), pencils, pen, and a notebook.
And if I have a jacket I usually bring something extra. Rubik's cube, a book, or something.
Boudica said:
Gift for you!
OT:In my pajamas.... so nothing.
Usually I have:
Keys, cellphone, wallet(id,bankcard,cash,condoms,library card), pencils, pen, and a notebook.
And if I have a jacket I usually bring something extra. Rubik's cube, a book, or something.
Oke this one of those days i have way to much crap in my pockets. . . .
So lets go,
Right hand pocket:
Keys and a penny.
Right leg pocket:
old train ticket, passport, random receipt and 35 cents.
Left hand pocket:
Phone, Headset for psaid phone, and 70 cents.
Left leg pocket:
wallet, pen, random scraps of paper, grocery shopping list, random medication and a few beer bottlecaps.
Back pocket:
Hankerchief and more random change
that was about it. . . .
oh right my wallet decided to dump all my cards out into my pockets. . .
So spread over all the pockets are my:
Drivers licence, Debit card, 3 library mebership cards (different librabries), 3 movie rental mebership cards, health insurance card, several shop membership cards, student identity card etc etc. . . . i've got way to many cards i see now
But wait there's more. When i get back from my internship/job (i work in healthcare as a male nurse) you can add:
At least 6 pens, 4 to 6 pages of lab results and other medical related information, 3 to 6 pieces of paper scribbled full with random notes, 15+ empty drug wrappers, small flashlight, several medical examination gloves (unused, i just stuff a couple of em in my pocket at the start of my shift), bandage scissor, empty needle cases, watch, random pieces of bandage and usually 2 rolls of medical tape?. . . . pfffffff that's should be it, and in case you are wondering, Yes! i do spend about 15 minutes cleaning out my pockets when i'm done.
So lets go,
Right hand pocket:
Keys and a penny.
Right leg pocket:
old train ticket, passport, random receipt and 35 cents.
Left hand pocket:
Phone, Headset for psaid phone, and 70 cents.
Left leg pocket:
wallet, pen, random scraps of paper, grocery shopping list, random medication and a few beer bottlecaps.
Back pocket:
Hankerchief and more random change
that was about it. . . .
oh right my wallet decided to dump all my cards out into my pockets. . .
So spread over all the pockets are my:
Drivers licence, Debit card, 3 library mebership cards (different librabries), 3 movie rental mebership cards, health insurance card, several shop membership cards, student identity card etc etc. . . . i've got way to many cards i see now
But wait there's more. When i get back from my internship/job (i work in healthcare as a male nurse) you can add:
At least 6 pens, 4 to 6 pages of lab results and other medical related information, 3 to 6 pieces of paper scribbled full with random notes, 15+ empty drug wrappers, small flashlight, several medical examination gloves (unused, i just stuff a couple of em in my pocket at the start of my shift), bandage scissor, empty needle cases, watch, random pieces of bandage and usually 2 rolls of medical tape?. . . . pfffffff that's should be it, and in case you are wondering, Yes! i do spend about 15 minutes cleaning out my pockets when i'm done.
Nothing but knives and lint.
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No seriously, I'm in my pajamas, I'm lucky I even have the knife to post about.
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No seriously, I'm in my pajamas, I'm lucky I even have the knife to post about.
Compulsive gambler, eh?necromanzer52 said:Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.SonicWaffle said:Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that randomnecromanzer52 said:
I should really learn some card tricks...
Hey, some people like the fluids. Don't knock it 'til you've tried itBoudica said:No glove, no love, son! Gotta wrap that tool. All those... fluids... *shudder*SonicWaffle said:Because I am what science has termed "an awful person" :-DBoudica said:Ewww. Have you ever seen someone with chlamydia? It's so fucking nasty ><SonicWaffle said:I hope for your sake that you never catch chlamydiaBoudica said:
Why would you remind me of that? Why?!
And no, actually, I never have seen chlamydia. I've been very lucky in that regard, considering that I'm usually too drunk to put on a condom. So many bullets dodged...
Well, I try not to be. I've lost money, gambling in the past.SonicWaffle said:Compulsive gambler, eh?necromanzer52 said:Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.SonicWaffle said:Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that randomnecromanzer52 said:
I should really learn some card tricks...
It's more for drinking games.
I...genuinely do not want to knowBoudica said:
Not like you've got much of a high ground on that oneBoudica said:
Far more healthy than gambling!necromanzer52 said:Well, I try not to be. I've lost money, gambling in the past.SonicWaffle said:Compulsive gambler, eh?necromanzer52 said:Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.SonicWaffle said:Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that randomnecromanzer52 said:
I should really learn some card tricks...
It's more for drinking games.