Check your pockets
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Certainly, as soon as you have completed the half day Health and Safety course telling you not to look at the laser, not to take your googles off when the laser is firing, not to put any part of your body in front of the laser, not to focus the laser more than is necessary, not to put anything flammable in front of the laser, not to put anything reflective in front of the laser, not to let the laser overheat.Boudica said:
And that's before we start on the wind tunnel, the tank of water, the highspeed camera, motor, pump, three phase power supply, pulsator, and that most dangerous of objects: the ladder.
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My passcard for work, some money, my phone, a permanent marker, my grippy gloves and an inhaler. So yeah, pretty much geared out for work.
At the moment, I have nothing
When I go to school I usually have -
Right Pocket - Keys, 2 Pens, pencil, 30cm bendy ruler, calculator, rubber
Left pocket - Wallet, Phone, iPod, ear phones
When I go to school I usually have -
Right Pocket - Keys, 2 Pens, pencil, 30cm bendy ruler, calculator, rubber
Left pocket - Wallet, Phone, iPod, ear phones
Because I am what science has termed "an awful person" :-DBoudica said:Ewww. Have you ever seen someone with chlamydia? It's so fucking nasty ><SonicWaffle said:I hope for your sake that you never catch chlamydiaBoudica said:
Why would you remind me of that? Why?!
And no, actually, I never have seen chlamydia. I've been very lucky in that regard, considering that I'm usually too drunk to put on a condom. So many bullets dodged...
Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.SonicWaffle said:Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that randomnecromanzer52 said:
I should really learn some card tricks...
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Gift for you!
OT:In my pajamas.... so nothing.
Usually I have:
Keys, cellphone, wallet(id,bankcard,cash,condoms,library card), pencils, pen, and a notebook.
And if I have a jacket I usually bring something extra. Rubik's cube, a book, or something.
Boudica said:
Gift for you!
OT:In my pajamas.... so nothing.
Usually I have:
Keys, cellphone, wallet(id,bankcard,cash,condoms,library card), pencils, pen, and a notebook.
And if I have a jacket I usually bring something extra. Rubik's cube, a book, or something.
Oke this one of those days i have way to much crap in my pockets. . . .
So lets go,
Right hand pocket:
Keys and a penny.
Right leg pocket:
old train ticket, passport, random receipt and 35 cents.
Left hand pocket:
Phone, Headset for psaid phone, and 70 cents.
Left leg pocket:
wallet, pen, random scraps of paper, grocery shopping list, random medication and a few beer bottlecaps.
Back pocket:
Hankerchief and more random change
that was about it. . . .
oh right my wallet decided to dump all my cards out into my pockets. . .
So spread over all the pockets are my:
Drivers licence, Debit card, 3 library mebership cards (different librabries), 3 movie rental mebership cards, health insurance card, several shop membership cards, student identity card etc etc. . . . i've got way to many cards i see now
But wait there's more. When i get back from my internship/job (i work in healthcare as a male nurse) you can add:
At least 6 pens, 4 to 6 pages of lab results and other medical related information, 3 to 6 pieces of paper scribbled full with random notes, 15+ empty drug wrappers, small flashlight, several medical examination gloves (unused, i just stuff a couple of em in my pocket at the start of my shift), bandage scissor, empty needle cases, watch, random pieces of bandage and usually 2 rolls of medical tape?. . . . pfffffff that's should be it, and in case you are wondering, Yes! i do spend about 15 minutes cleaning out my pockets when i'm done.
So lets go,
Right hand pocket:
Keys and a penny.
Right leg pocket:
old train ticket, passport, random receipt and 35 cents.
Left hand pocket:
Phone, Headset for psaid phone, and 70 cents.
Left leg pocket:
wallet, pen, random scraps of paper, grocery shopping list, random medication and a few beer bottlecaps.
Back pocket:
Hankerchief and more random change
that was about it. . . .
oh right my wallet decided to dump all my cards out into my pockets. . .
So spread over all the pockets are my:
Drivers licence, Debit card, 3 library mebership cards (different librabries), 3 movie rental mebership cards, health insurance card, several shop membership cards, student identity card etc etc. . . . i've got way to many cards i see now
But wait there's more. When i get back from my internship/job (i work in healthcare as a male nurse) you can add:
At least 6 pens, 4 to 6 pages of lab results and other medical related information, 3 to 6 pieces of paper scribbled full with random notes, 15+ empty drug wrappers, small flashlight, several medical examination gloves (unused, i just stuff a couple of em in my pocket at the start of my shift), bandage scissor, empty needle cases, watch, random pieces of bandage and usually 2 rolls of medical tape?. . . . pfffffff that's should be it, and in case you are wondering, Yes! i do spend about 15 minutes cleaning out my pockets when i'm done.
Nothing but knives and lint.
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No seriously, I'm in my pajamas, I'm lucky I even have the knife to post about.
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No seriously, I'm in my pajamas, I'm lucky I even have the knife to post about.
Compulsive gambler, eh?necromanzer52 said:Well I do carry around, not just a standard deck of cards, but a japanese one as well.SonicWaffle said:Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that randomnecromanzer52 said:
I should really learn some card tricks...
Hey, some people like the fluids. Don't knock it 'til you've tried itBoudica said:No glove, no love, son! Gotta wrap that tool. All those... fluids... *shudder*SonicWaffle said:Because I am what science has termed "an awful person" :-DBoudica said:Ewww. Have you ever seen someone with chlamydia? It's so fucking nasty ><SonicWaffle said:I hope for your sake that you never catch chlamydiaBoudica said:
Why would you remind me of that? Why?!
And no, actually, I never have seen chlamydia. I've been very lucky in that regard, considering that I'm usually too drunk to put on a condom. So many bullets dodged...