Cheesy one liners that make games

[V TheSystem V]

'I've covered wars, ya know' - Frank West from Dead Rising.
'Your right hand comes off?' - Leon from Resident Evil 4

Not a cheesy line, but a line that I really, really love:

'As you should know, there's plenty wrong with me...take my blood, for example! I wish somebody would, it's killing me!' - Joker from Arkham City.

 

[suitepee7]

Anything that comes out of Leon's mouth in Resident Evil 4.

"Your right hand comes off?"

oh Classic Leon...

also pretty much everything from commander shepard, especially with renegade options

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[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Mass Effect 2 while in the Afterlife VIP section I see a Turian conversing with an Asari. What does he say to her? "You've got a pretty mouth, I'll look forward to seeing you use it later." My new favourite pick-up line.

 

[Zantos]

Anything Serious Sam ever says.

Also, about half the stuff Dante says in DMC4. Especially the weird ass bit in the church.

 

[Xeldrak]

For me, it's Dawn of War: "We'll go all sneaky like."

Dunno, hat that sence is stuck in my head for years now...

 

[Scarim Coral]

During the early part of the game when the horde of villager pull back after hearing the church bell.

"Where's everyone going? Bingo?" Leon, Reisdent Evil 4

I wish! It would of made the game alot easier!

 

[Johnnydillinger]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself! - from Serious Sam

And not sure if counts or not, but "Nah!" from the end of System Shock 2. You know, at the end of a game that probably scared the shit out of you this is the only answer your silent protagonist will say to the evil AI with god complex that has been haunting you for half of the game. It's perfect, always cracks me up.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I can't believe this one hasn't come up yet:

 

[Dethenger]

"Have a plan?"

"Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Try something different."

Master Chief and Cortana on the Halo 3 mission Cortana. The Chief is full of one liners.

"Sir, finishing this fight."

"To give the Covenant back their bomb."

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I'm gonna kill Praxis!

Possibly the best line ever.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

"Shepard? But you're dead!"
"I got better."

How did that not come up?

Also, pretty much anything Vincent says at the beginning of each tower in Catherine.

"Another tower? I'm going to climb the SHIT outa you!"

"Have a plan?"

"Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Try something different."

Master Chief and Cortana on the Halo 3 mission Cortana. The Chief is full of one liners.

"Sir, finishing this fight."

"To give the Covenant back their bomb."

I love John. He so very rarely speaks but when he does it's just solid gold. Considering how corny that scene could have been it worked really well and didn't undermine the relationship between the Chief and his AI. It certainly made all the pain that level gave me utterly worthwhile. This is the very reason I fear for Halo 4 now Bungie have jumped ship.

Although really Johnson is the king of the one liners:

"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

 

[A Satanic Panda]

"Go dance with the angels!" - Every Ace Combat 6 character.

"Pipes cost money. Money that can be used for drugs or shoes." - Shaundi (Saints Row 2)

And how has no one said, "SPAAAAACE!" - Portal 2

 

[tmande2nd]

Craig Boone the most bad ass mofo in he entire game.

"Thumbs down you SON OF A *****"
"That is what the scope is for"
"Hehe yeah the two of us, just a couple of problem solvers"

Seriously I almost came to tears when me, Boone, and EDE tore through the Legions entire camp and gave them an object lesson in butt kicking.

Many head shots were given.
Many foes were disintegrated
Many more were esploded.
AND
NOT
ONE
FUCK
WAS GIVEN.

Sorry I will stop squeeing.

 

[Angry_squirrel]

Devil May Cry 2:
After the final boss fight, the main villain, realizing he's lost, Proclaims "I was going to be a king!"
Dante replies; "A king huh? Here's your crown" and shoots him in the teeth

 

[Kyrian007]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum."

They were quoting Roddy Piper in "They Live."

Now an action quote from a video game... "Oh no, the truck have started to move."
-Solid Snake

 

[dvd_72]

Ah, Dante in Devil May Cry 3 is just a goldmine for these.

"it's showtime. Come on!"

"This party's getting crazy. Let's rock!"

"It bugs the crap out of me when someone talks more than I do"

Jester has got a great scene there too on mission 12 with the whole innuendo bit.

"that thick shaft that causes women to shudder"

"If you don't hop down there like a bunny, he'll open the gate to hell!"

Ah, we can't forget Virgil too for some more serious lines.

"Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself!"

<3 devil may cry.

 

[SomebodyNowhere]

you want cheese you can go with most of the memorable lines from the original resident evil

 

[mikey7339]

All of the lines from Duke Nukem 3D...too damn many to list & most were ripped off of B movies.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum."

They were quoting Roddy Piper in "They Live."

Now an action quote from a video game... "Oh no, the truck have started to move."
-Solid Snake

I swear this is not the first time I've linked this here...

 

[Terminate421]

"Stick around, I'm full of bad ideas"

That and "Fuck you, and fuck your Marker!!" are the two quotes that define how truly awesome Isaac Clarke is.

That line is much less cheesy, it seriously is what most people would have said, making it much more badass.

 

[MrBaguette]

Poker night at the inventory! BEST PLACES FOR QUOTES!

Heavy: You want hot spy?
Strong Bad: YEAH get me on the two way man!!
Heavy: I could get you in with a man who could give you a hot spy, his name is pyro
Tycho: what the heavy is implying is that the spy will be on fire