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Sexy Devil

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Whoa, a lot of Mass Effect quotes yet the reporter ones haven't come up?

"I've had enough of your snide insinuations." *punch*
"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." *punch*
 

loc978

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Caleco said:
Sorry my bad, it's a hard days work exterminating grammar nazi's
This might help. [http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe]


"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck," and then he (quite literally) makes good on the threat.
-Duke Nukem 3D.
 

jakelly14

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A random NPC in halo 3

"tank beats ghost, tanks beats wraith, TANK BEATS EVERYTHING!!!!"
 

Random Fella

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Well war, war never changes
That line at the end of Fallout 3, it gave me freakin' chills!

I'm sure there's more but I can't think of them right now
 

mikey7339

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keltaklo said:
mikey7339 said:
Ah, well I was only a young thing when I played Duke Nukem 3d and had never heard of that movie, let alone seen it.
Watch it when you have a chance. It is one of those old B movies that is so bad it is funny.
 

C F

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"Assassino!"
-Many targets throughout 'Screed 2 and Brotherhood.
 

evilengine

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I think I'll have to stick with the classic:

"What is man? a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!"
 

Adeptus Aspartem

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Two pages and nobody said it yet...

I was once an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

*Run as fast as possible out of this thread*
 

Manoose47

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my favourite is probably

Cassidy's quote from fallout 2: "I'm gonna reduce you to an undertaker's nightmare"

what a champion!
 

KingofMadCows

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Pretty much any slogan/line from the Brotherhood of Nod in Command and Conquer.

"Peace through power."

"One vision, one purpose."

"Kane lives in death."

"Control the media, control the mind."

Slavik: "Define 'favorable outcome,' Cabal."
CABAL: "They all die."

"It is more important for us to employ intelligent combined-arms tactics than it is for GDI because it is the Pen that is mightier than the Sword. And we are both the Pen and the Sword when skilled modern armies are commanded by intelligent strategies brought upon by a true military strategist."
 

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Ordinaryundone said:
The Mass Effect series has a ton of good ones. I also love the various NPC chatter across the Assassin's Creed games. Brotherhood had the best, IMO.

HEALTH! WELLNESS! LEECHES!
"Money, money, money!" (gotta love me some renaissance buskers!)
 

Freechoice

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They are almost all awful, but Michael Ironside makes them all sound menacing. Semi-irrelevant to the OP, but hey, Michael Ironside.